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You're in for a treat when you can, we've got a great snap of you, you little party animal

 

It seems that just commenting on your board these days counts as a bite for some strange folk on here..

 

Alan Carver

 

Only to those with the chips on their shoulders who are constantly nibbling. Take an experienced pro like Sid, he just pops in, has a look at the mousetrap, then gets his cheese elsewhere.

 

See it's playtime where Albert can hide behind all his little bumchum boys. But @Albert's Chip Shop, What about this time you asked Gazza if he wanted to go on an all expenses piss up for his poor inflemed liver to contend with? Are you proud of yourself? Or are you going to pretend it never happened.

Poor Gazza.

Must of been around this time you asked him. Looks like the last thing he needs. Thank god he's got Mags to look after him and offer to put him in an early grave.

Now, you were saying something about calves Albert.

 

I've heard on the grapevine that it was Kaliber ACS offered him...

 

I've put the poll up. No whining about missing choices, there are restrictions. Therefore some brutal cutting had to take place. No reference to the past, so no Pards references (sigh), no previous names, no Ben Arfa references (despite one of the few sensible suggestions), and none that probably won't get past the rule makers. Exception on the past rule made for Gazza as I was worried about Bri not getting his own way and running round all the threads moaning about the same thing over and over. The rest that were missing were just ****e.

Voting rules: Mackem choices will be discounted except for Sid, who has shown himself to be a wise old fool by avoiding the various crumbs of bait scattered around our board over the years. Collusion is welcomed and actively encouraged. JPF votes are also discounted as he has been infected. Obi's votes count double as he is very fat. ACS's ability to vote is currently under review as he tried to kill Gazza. HEED will obviously find a way to rig the voting as he is a massive cheat, but we all know there is no way for me to prevent this. If GCB ever reappears to vote following his depression over the KGB debacle, then I will instantly change his vote to another selection. Trev gets two votes because he is a man of great integrity and a higher intellect than most (remember this on the next headline game Trev, remember) Jimi has the deciding vote should votes be tied as a reward for the volume of correct predictions on our match threads. GLITF gets as many votes as she likes because I'm all for empowering da ladies .

And remember I am gamesmaster and therefore there are any number of hidden clauses which haven't been mentioned

 

Why not just call yourself twat and be done with it...

 

Any Votes Yet?

 

'Arms Like Calves' the early leader......could be the choice for the connoisseurs

 

Have voted. Would have picked my suggestion but realised we weren't supposed to use persons proper name.

Appreciate the comments BG but clearly they won't affect my next discretionary choice....sorry ruling but have only been able to vote once so far. Suppose second vote is after the money hits your Nigerian Uncle's bank account.

 

This has been a very tough decision.

 

You are what you eat. I've always thought of you as a dick

 

That's a dasdardley thing to say..

 

How so?

It's only natural that someone with Arms Like Calves, has a 6th Finger they keeps on popping up like an unwanted nuisance.

So a good choice, if I say so myself.....

 

600 miles travelled and just catching up. Been trying to get Waddle high on class A drugs so aplogies for my neglect.

I see Bri has been camping out in the centre of beelville again

It really is too easy.

Anyway onto more important things my lovely bum chums.

As tempted as I was to choose Bri's 6 fingered option, I will reluctantly go with the flow and choose the arms like calves option given it is the comment of 2014 (thankyou Bri). Plus Comm has it as a sig and I wanna see BG outdo him in the arms like calves stakes.

I don't wanna seem all smug about it but I predict this will win the poll by an armslide.

 

A completely logical approach and one I concur with.

Gonna have to dash fella as John Beresford has just turned up with a bag of grass.

 

Its certainly a front runner. I maybe should have included "The Puppet Master" with this avatar..

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He's more of a coke man allegedly...