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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

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What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Now that's what I call a U turn.
    Are you the puppet masters apprentice pulling our strings so well?
    'This lot' are clearly howling at your meltdown on this thread. Keep it up!
    Again, I don't want another PM off our mods so I will watch what I say with you given your over sensitivities.
    Don't want you reporting yet more of my posts and Beelin' away.<doh>
    I'm voting for 6 fingers with Bri's hand as an avatar.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 19, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Looks like we may need to have a username that combines the qualities of 'arms like calves' AND '6th finger' into one super-user-name?

    Does Pouchy deserve such fortune? Is he worthy of such a blessing?
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 19, 2015
  3. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Out of interest Pouchy.
    How will you get Funky to photograph his hand for you?
    I cannot see him co-operating with you.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 19, 2015
  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You underestimate his sense of humour, he offered, I didn't have to ask.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 20, 2015
  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Good on Bri.
    Now imagine that big scoop of his attached to a forearm the size of calves.
    It would be like some kind of mutant.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 20, 2015
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Cough cough
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 21, 2015
  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    See the doctor about that, especially at your age
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 22, 2015
  8. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Bump....

    With the Poll now closed, surely it's time for Trev to make his decision on BGs New Username....
     
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    Heed, Feb 28, 2015
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Trev lost that right when he went down little a dirty little whore. The process has begun but it won't let me at present.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 28, 2015
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Stop blagging it.
    What do you want it changed to mate? Haha
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 28, 2015

  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Well, if the Smog Man don't choose in the next 60 minutes Top Cat is going to make that big decision for him.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 28, 2015
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    I think it was just one big attention seeking scam. He never intended to change his username. He has damaged the integrity of Not606 and brought shame on the Toon board.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 28, 2015
  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    No doubt you will carefully take into account all of the voting before deciding that his new username is Trevor
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 28, 2015
    Warmir Pouchov and Delusional Full Stop like this.
  14. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Have decided that the new username should be.....



    "Trevor's Sex Monkey"



    Now upto a Mod to do the necessary unless the user currently known as Smog Man changes his user name in the next 35 mins.

    <cheers>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 28, 2015
    Joelinton's Right Foot and Ellis Short Is like this.
  15. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    <laugh> sounds good to me
     
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    Heed, Feb 28, 2015
  16. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Well, it looks like it's

    "Trevor's Sex Monkey"

    Good choice. Mods get working.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 28, 2015
  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ive put in a request.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 28, 2015
  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Which i have amended to 'Evil Sex Monkey' <laugh>
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 28, 2015
  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Trevor's Evil Sex Monkey?
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 28, 2015
  20. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    That has an appropriate ring to it.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Feb 28, 2015
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