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I don't want to know what you do with Trevor's Evil Sex Monkey's ring!

 

I think the first thing that should happen to Trev's Evil Sex Monkey is a ban from this forum for bringing voting games into disrepute. I am an extremely busy man and dont like having my time wasted. Either that or I will be filing a civil suit Jakarta Toon vs Trev's Evil Sex Monkey (aka Boro Gully, aka David Moyes Wife, aka Warm Pouch) for reimbursement of lost consultancy fees while involved in meaningless viting games not carried through to conclusion.

 

On the other hand if you want to settle this out of court I will take you replacing me in the relegation spot from the Prediction League and a public apology.

 

I have to say that Jak Attack has a valid point. He has, however, misunderstood a relevant point which does have precedence. If a "team" is being demoted for breach of rules, as Trevor's Evil Sex Monkey clearly has, then that "team" is demoted. I believe Jak Attack is in agreement with me so far.

This means that the other "teams" move up one place. It does not mean the bottom team, Jak Attack, is saved from relegation. It means that the team in the first relegation spot, namely me, should rightly be saved from relegation.

I believe the facts are clear and if this game is to retain any shred of integrity then the Game Master has to save me from relegation otherwise I can see mass protests, marches, demonstrations and even "more significant action" resulting. It could get very messy UNLESS justice is seen to be done.

Once more the Game Master has a big decision to make and time is not on his side.

 

You misunderstand me - I am suing him for wasting my time participating in this farce of a competition to select a user name when he clearly has no intention of changing it. I have offered him an out of court settlement that involves him changing place with me in the relegation places of the Prediction League. If he may be relegated anyway for breach of the rules then obviously I would have to withdraw this settlement offer and I will see him in court.

 

Read the small print. Trev taught me well. You haven't a legal leg to stand on. You are like a legal paraplegic in fact.

What never ****ing fits properly?

A paraplegic epileptic.

 

I see the Complaints Department and procedures are based on the Mike Ashley model.

 

I am sure I could now add libel to the legal proceedings.

 

You should have seen this coming when you failed to back me in the headline game a week or two back. An elephant never forgets. Whilst unlike Obi I'm not as heavy as an elephant, I am known for my enormous trunk.

 

So this has been a con by BG from the start.
Its despicable really and he should be dealt with swiftly.
The lowest of the low deceiving good people like this.

if only I had thought of it first........

 

[QUOTE="Heed, post: 7672300, member: 101126 So this has been a con by BG from the start.
Its despicable really and he should be dealt with swiftly.
The lowest of the low deceiving good people like this.

if only I had thought of it first........[/QUOTE]
It really should not be allowed. When will Trev's Evil Sex Monkey be officially unveiled? We want answers!

 

Maybe BG could trial the names for a couple of days and see which one is best.

Trev's Evil Sex Monkey......Tuesday
Arms Like Calves................Thursday
6th Finger...........................Saturday

and then change back to the Sex Monkey next Monday

 

Ok, so it's "Trev's evil sex monkey(with arms like calves)'s 6th finger". Happy?

 

yes

 

Sounds good to me.

 

Thanks Trev, knew I could count on you mate!

BTW Ignore that stuff on the other thread - it's just to make poor old Reek feel loved. You know how he gets. Nothing personal mate.

 

Who has authorised this name change? An official complaint will be lodged

 

My investigations have revealed that Less Hope and Obi are the guilty parties. Take note Nev, this is how you get bona fide information through investigative works #worstBIagentever

 

Who is this new fella (or sex monkey)?

 

Laugh it up fat man, you'll have your day in the chair of pain