Match Day Thread V Canary City

I'd have required a lot of cowies to buck that I mean seriously even the kitchen tiles are horrible

 

I'm telling you mate, 2No high quality Rolls Royces from back in the day and you'd have been all up in that .

 

I'm not ashamed of that, she saved our club from oblivion.

 

You love Mike Ashley. Ha ha

 

You've crossed the line !

A lot faster than pardew ever got a player to but you've done it

 

I liked elephants they gave me the wobbles

It just sounded better saying I've necked a couple of elephants

 

It was around that time there was few sunflowers floating around

Tremendous acid those were

 

I had a ridiculous pink elephant on the way back from a football match in London one time. We went straight out in Newcastle, I was banjoed.

The original Rolls Royce were something else, like a double mitzy. I have no idea what the younguns get now quality wise, but I remember them just going all mongy after a while so I went off them. Original E's were great, those euphoric rushes were a great experience. God knows what you'd get now in acid and E's.

Then I grew up and started doing coke more.

Then I grew up some more and stopped poisoning my body.

Although I'd still happily do lines off a Rachel lookalike while going buckwild. Yeehah.

 

Drugs are for mugs mate

 

I'd do it all again though...well most of it.

 

Your time has passed it's all about getting old and dieing now

 

I often wonder how unpleasant my death will be! I don't think there's any such thing as peaceful one ! Ive seen a few and they definitely weren't having a very nice time

 

My time has gone for sure, I've passed on the baton. I still get offered coke a lot when I'm out (or what they think is coke). I often think "Still living the dream eh mate"

Like most things in life, they don't make em like they used to.

 

Seriously the list of possibilities is endless and you can't rule any out.

 

I don't think many deaths can be pleasant. My dad died at night having a massive hearty. They said "probably the best way to go, its a very short death". I thought yeah but at the time he was probably in excruciating pain for a very short instant. Surely taking a **** load mind bending drugs or masses of heroin would be better? Sure someone has to clean up the mess but you'd have been really ****ed up happy before you went. Unless you had a bad trip. Or someone just blowing your head off?

I wouldn't want to fall to my death, drown or see a massive crash etc happening where you have time to really analyse it all.

I suppose you don't really know until you go. It might be strangely interesting to be in a plane going down if you don't panic.

 

Sorry to hear that mate Unfortunately we're all ****ed basically

What makes it worse is knowing my football team is ****

 

Rather it was a plane going down than Delia based on that photo!

Seriously guys, I was eating my lunch....

 

Again though you can be warped and take a sadistic pleasure in it all. ACS just gets a woman to kick him in the balls as hard as she can while he watches us in the PL. Obi told me. Reckons he just gets into a delirious state of laughter.

Unsure if it is actually related to football though.

 

I'd stay away from the alien thread then mate

 

The top of their heads are all the same mate.

Unless they have nits.