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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    So, therefore, in nine premier league games this season Sunderland have been in the lead in the first half of games for a massive nine minutes....<laugh>

    Nine minutes out of a total of about 405.......that must make that half time pint go down wonderfully easy <laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet they wish they could play Burton Albion now......they might manage a draw given their current poor form <applause>

    Given that they no longer post on here, I might have to make another thread on the Sunderland board. Just to inform them of the recent stats :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Not sure if you'll catch many Mackems on their board. Ask Bri, it's dead on their board.
     
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    Anyone think there is any chance they could do a Reverse Arsenal and go through the season without winning. They would then be known forever as the Unwinnables.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Wouldn't that be wonderful! They are almost a quarter of the way there <applause>
     
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    Oh.... my....

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    Winston Reid.

    Just the very mention of his name...
     
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    Have I missed the glow ??
     
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    This is very funny but to be fair to the guy at least they are actually his own words.
     
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    After reading this I checked the rules, goals scored in both halves count equally to the result , your problem solved
     
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    True ! seventy two inches
     
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    Plagairist !
     
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    I wonder how many million times it has happened that supporters begin to imagine the season is over and the position of their team is the way it will be a few months hence, it is one of the things that makes football so addictive, and that once warm glow becomes frostbite
     
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    I read that Jack Rodwell hasn't been a part of a winning team when he has been selected in the starting 11 for 3 and a half years!!!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37744431

    The link also confirms that David Moyes has navigated sunderland to their worst every start to a top flight season.

    I'll be honest, when we had Pardew, John Carver and even McClaren I was of the opinion that they should have been replaced with David Moyes, but looking at him now, he would be lucky to get the Rotherham job, the guys completely lost it! How long will the Mackems stick with him?
     
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  18. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You know what I have a new found respect for Fredor. A supporter through thick and thin. He's the only we've seen from the mackems in a month or two.

    Have they had bad results or something?

    In Moyes we Trust. Jack Rodwell. Stats are just stats, but that doesn't look good does it? Did he not cost about 10m-12m? That's about 20m in todays money, maybe 25m. I wonder what they'd get for him now.
     
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    If this goes on I'll save a fortune on gas bills. Who needs a radiator on when Moyes is doing such a cracking job at Sunderland?
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Can I just add that even in the two league cup games that Sunderland have played this season, they couldn't manage to score in the first half either <applause>

    Ten games this season....one goal in the first half.

    Must be some sort of a record. Incredible.
     
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