That's because your Dingle boys will have mittens on, with a length of wool holding them together, threaded through their sleeves so they don't lose them. Balaclavas too, knitted by their gran, soft Lancastrian ****s.
Can see this happening honestly. BTW I may wear a flimsy chemise this afternoon with the regulation tigerprint cravat.
That could be a method of stopping hand ball goals. A short string would mean that if they raised one arm too far, the string would make the other smack them on the back of the head.
Think they must have been wearing them on Thurs night against Catalans. Pitch looked poor even before they got on it, so expect a threadbare surface today. What are the odds against Sean Douche deciding en route that the game will be postponed because of the weather, ordering the driver to turn back and that it then gets replayed in May when it really matters?
Billy didn't need one. http://www.thedaisycutter.co.uk/2012/01/the-harder-they-come-big-billy-whitehurst/