Well done Swansea.

so mary fkd off 2 Cardiff 2 get some large endowed fella in her............you boys got all angry about being a traitor and tried drowning her in the dirty river tawe.........so no wonder she confessed 2 sin......the barbarism of the lads down west I tell thee.......you make isis look like candy floss sellers

 

blasphemy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........your not Steven fry by any chance .......I would never say any bad about our little aryan saviour brought 2 us by alien life forms

 

And don't you forget it !

 

Come on guys... get it right!!! Our Mary wasn't (isn't?) part of the Holy Trinity.

 

Our 7th season in the premiership....Who would have predicted that...

 

only lunatic would have predicted that dai>>>>>>>>>maybe the skin of your sh.it has been used up and its time for a drop next season>>>>>>>fingers crossed

 

they don't like women really, so she plays a small part in the play>>>>>>the other mary is another lady of shrouded scripts >>>>>>had a child with jesus the son of mr universe and plays a bit part roll of bringing out the wine and bread for a last supper.....what a waste of what could have been a good story line.

 

I didn't realise you are so religious dude !
You pray that he keeps you up every season ? And ccfc !

.German bloke approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you"

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 quid an hour"

"Is goot" says the German, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky"

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bed
springs and a duck caller.

"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs."

The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her
hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans and knees."

She duly does this, balancing on the springs.

"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and after all the
bloke is paying.

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic
German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most
sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has
recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?"



"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique

 

of ffs swan give me my whistle back .....good joke by the way

im shocked you didn't know how religulas I am swan >>>>>>>im a fking Mormon in I, a later day saint from the branch davidian tribe a polygamist and 13th degree freemason and I baptise the dead every last Friday of each month..........you should join me for the veil ceremony... I pretend 2 be god and you must believe it isn't me giving you a funny handshake from behind thy curtain......

 

Will Gilfursson & Lorente stay? Apart from them 2 & Ayew & Fabianski their players are average at best.

 

" Will Gilfursson " ?? Who is he ?

 

He's who they wish we had playing for us Vetch.

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nice one stumpy dude maybe a lesson learnt for vetch in this pic, never wear black socks with skinny jeans especially whilst walking the dog around the town hill area

 

Premiership AGAIN average .....get it right......7th season too...

 

oh fk off you boring old co ck

 

Now now dude....It's not my fault you fail every season is it You dont want to come up to be whipping boys again do you, You have to get it right like we did and maybe you could be playing your 7th season in the premiership and earning £103m a season.....How is agent Jazz doing, Hope he is settled but remember once a jack always a jack....

 

Jazz has settled very well and is one of our top performers. Scratchy start but has come into his own and seems proud to wear the shirt week in week out, however, if he (or any player for that matter) underperforms, or as you say has a "once a jack, always a jack" mentality, I'm pretty positive that old uncle Collin will have no hesitations of dropping those players, but Jazz is the most improved player of last season in my honest opinion. Warnock seems to be building a strong team and has spent next to nothing on bringing in some Championship players. Cash is also available and a relatively decent sum to buy a player or two to bolster the squad. I can't wait to head down in August and watch the lads!

 

neither is it my fault dai ...........as for whipping boys >>>>> im not sure if you noticed but you were truly fking rubbish the season just gone and only spending lots of money will keeping your heads above water from now on in.......lets hope for your sake the money you get for siggy will be invested in your team, but im not so sure the yanks are there for the better of your club so who knows where this is going for your club in the long run.

as for jazz yeah he`s doing fine now, it did take him a while 2 settle in but that's normal for a boy whose done one on the club he grew up at........ok he`s no andy legg I can tell thee, but its still nice 2 have another welsh international play for our club, he`s young and has got his future in front of him good luck 2 the lad he got my full support and loves doing the ayatollah for us