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Where did Biscan get so much gold?

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    WTF headline of the week.

    Dodgy LED lamps lead authorities to gold hidden in man's butt

    A smuggler caught at an airport in Hyderabad, India was found to have 2.6 pounds of gold bars stuffed up inside him.

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    by Aloysius Low
    Updated: February 13, 2017 2:06 AM PST
    It seems Indian gold smugglers have borrowed from the golden goose's playbook.

    A 36-year-old man was caught trying to smuggle 1.2 kilograms (about 2.6 pounds) of gold from Singapore to Hyderabad, India in his rectum. What led to his arrest? Authorities at Rajiv Gandhi International Airport were suspicious of eight LED lamps inside his luggage, reports the Times of India.

    Custom officials found 800 grams (1.7 pounds) of gold in these lamps. When questioned, the smuggler denied having any more gold. This led to a metal detection test, which he failed.


    After probing him, custom officials found the additional 1.2 kilograms of the precious metal. In total, he was carrying about $80,000 in gold.

    Gold smuggling is a common issue in India due to the country being the world's largest gold consumer. Usually more traditional methods are used, such as reshaping the smuggled gold into belt buckles or mixing it with other metals.
     
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  2. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    So if the stupid **** didn't have the lamps, he would have got away with it lol.

    Things people do for money <doh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah. So sounds like if you're going to smuggle something, stick to a single hiding place (at least per trip). The more hiding places you have the more likely one is going to be discovered and that will make them look harder for the rest.

    Like they say in Brighton, you're better off taking the whole load in your bum rather than spreading it around.
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    What an amateur....
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A man went to the doctor and said "I don't feel too grand, I think something is stuck in my anus". The doctor took a look and started pulling it out hand over fist.

    The doctor said, " you had £1999 stuck up your bum, you should start feeling better now, I removed it,"

    "Thank you doc, " the man replied, "I knew I didn't feel two grand,"
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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