Which player has surprised you most this season?

Ah! That would explain why Mr Skids is posting a profusion of bull-**** - he's trying to ruin this board, too!


That's the kind of rakish banter that the old HIAG would have come out with. You can see why he was loved and feared, in equal measure, by the sound of things.

 

You did that ages ago Gimpy hence your trail of third rate wummery and fcukwittery that has littered this board since your canning by multiple other boards.

 

Zlatan - I thought he'd fail badly at his age in the PL.

How stupid am I

 

His arse has been pressed against that glory hole for so long, he no longer knows who's ****ing him. Sad really.

 

As I hand you yours back......again..

 

Zlatan. Thought he'd grab a few goals but he's been just as lethal at this age as he was 10 years ago.

Wanyama. Admittedly was a bit sceptical when we signed him, walking red card machine at Southampton yet has been an absolute gem for us.

Luiz. Actually looks like a defender these days, although that's probably helped massively by having Kante in front of him... And Matic.