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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Jul 21, 2017.

  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Well me and Dorty have been banned plus others probably so I'd say ACS or Sombrero will be next <laugh>
     
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  2. RobEllious

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    Cumon Baz, we can't all have Grayson's nous.
    No keeper-check
    No striker- check
    Half midfield and defence missing-check
    Aiden Mcgeady and two Everton nobodies- check





    Should we just engrave Sunderland's name in the championship trophy now to save us the wait?
     
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    What the hell have you done!?
     
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  4. RobEllious

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    Rolan the only possible one to me, but outa that lot it would be an injury free Sturridge everytime
     
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  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Check my posting history. The worst I've done is subtly have a dig at SAFC.

    That's now a banning offence over at the WI. Watch out lads. Most of our board are likely banned now.
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. RobEllious

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    Criticising disabilities, mental health and people's religion is fine mate but DON'T YOU DARE tek the piss out of how **** their club is


    You despicable man
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Didn't you hear the rumour about Messi being seen buying a quarter of chewy nuts in the corner shop in Jesmond.
    He then went back for a bag of carrots so that probably means Suarez is singing too.
    Excuse me while I reach for my **** sock....
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sammy doesn't even wum that much to be fair.
    Maybe we follow the mackem lead and ban whoever folk want banning.
    I vote we ban ACS. He's a tedious **** who is obsessed with **** clothing.
     
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  10. RobEllious

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    I agree, secretly been trying to get him banned for ages, his ludicrous and carefree insurance bets offend me
     
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    Can you also ban Baz for being big enough to take it after he gives it? Really boils my piss that
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He's just an attention seeking whore who is obsessed with meeting folk off the internet in a seedy little bar near SJP to look at cock pics with them.
    Horrid turd of a ****ing bloke.
     
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    It's shocking isn't it.
    Baz bools on spreads the ****... has a laugh... takes some ****... then pops off until the next time, all good natured ****..
    Anyone would think this is a football site where rival fans take the piss out of each other.
     
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  14. RobEllious

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    I didn't know all this so I actually recind my request, the distribution and consumption of dick pics is fine





    Just aslong as he hasn't took the piss out of Sunderland!
     
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  15. RobEllious

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    Ino Baz has been class, good old fashioned wummery, before it got such a bad name
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I'll PM our meet details for the next game.. you'll see at least half a dozen decent sized cocks.
     
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  17. RobEllious

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    Good cos I'm only bringing a pecker to the table, hopefully it should even out
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Baz should be called the Retro Mackem' as he's old school... doesn't hide and folk respect that. This is how wummery used to be done before half the Mackems started buying their Tampax.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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