Youd think hearing would get better with age in that case... maybe because hearing gets worse they get bigger to try help?
As people get older the become convinced utter that A) younger generations are useless and soft. B) their music was the best and todays music is awful. C) that the sun always shone when they were young an it only ever rains now
An old couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but his wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked. "To get my teeth!"
Ahhhh.. youve got so old you cant remember being a kid and those endless summers. Yes it was an ice age when you were a teen but.....
There was a period of time last year over about 3 or 4 months when I was getting hot younger women flirting with surprising frequency. I think I mentioned it on here. I'm anonymous to them again now... But that was an interesting stretch of time
