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Tips / Bets World Snooker Championships

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 25, 2017.

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  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That doesn't make any sense.
     
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    Toby, Apr 26, 2017
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Well English isn't your first language...
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 26, 2017
  3. Toby

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    I was born in London you irredeemably stupid turd. My parents are English.

    You're scottish anyways ffs <doh> You lot speak like you've had several strokes and you're chewing on blutack.
     
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    Toby, Apr 26, 2017
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    <laugh> chewing on blutack
     
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    monacoger, Apr 26, 2017
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

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  6. Toby

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    I know right?
     
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  8. Toby

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    We invented the language, we can use it however the **** we want <cool> :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Why do you pronounce all your vowels the same?

    For example

    Bert and Burt is the same name in England.
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

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    ^^^

    Not beelin'
     
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  11. Toby

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    The Kirung school of comebacks.

    'You're beeling' (because I'm a boring unfunny turd that's all I can think of)

    Those schools, eh?
     
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    Pretty sure i said "not beelin'"

    Looks like i was wrong
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    "I know right ?" Is my thing that I do and others have chosen to borrow it.
     
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    I'm pretty sure it was myself that made up that particular saying. <ok>
     
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    I doubt you even made up the punched lasagne line .
     
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  16. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Watched the final session between Ding and O'Sullivan and never realised that until the end of the final frame that I had managed to squeeze a 2ltr carton of milk deep into my anus and had a large black man inside my mouth.
     
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    I really hope Ding wins. Fed up of watching Selby and his tiresome safety game:biggrin:
     
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    Has no clue ^
     
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  20. pompeymeowth

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    Ding should take up table tennis.
     
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