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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    ........................shag a midget?
    Like a lass in her 30's say who is about 3' tall?
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 6, 2015
  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    What does she look like
     
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    C19RK73, Mar 6, 2015
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  3. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Nope. I'm six three, six four some mornings (the doctor explained that to me and I never understood) and I won't shag anyone under five nine.
     
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    Disco down under, Mar 6, 2015
  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Make yer cock look huge :)
     
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  5. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Dunno, use your imagination.
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 6, 2015
  6. Billy Death

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    You disappoint me Disc marra - you're limiting your chances severely.
     
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  7. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Aye then
     
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  8. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha I do just fine mate! In my experience you have to be more gentle with the smaller ones. **** gentle.
     
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  9. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I'm not so sure Disc.
    Some of them midget lasses have arms like Mike Tyson.
     
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  10. Billy Death

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    A mini version of anyone in particular in mind?
     
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    <laugh> A midget Ellie Goulding would be hard to turn down!
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Or too hard to go for a piss with. <laugh>
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 6, 2015
  13. Disco down under

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    You'd feel safe wrapped up in her arms at night!
     
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  14. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Well I'm not taking the piss but they are all little stocky ****ers aren't they?
    You never see a skinny midget do you?
    They look like a Jack Russel that's been on steroids.
     
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    Nah you're right. Chunky little ****ers. I like a nice pair of long legs to get lost between personally.
     
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  16. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Google midget babes there's a canny few, there's for you anarl, holding her kite onto a fence post <laugh>
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    Flaps are flaps mate. <ok>
     
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    Billy Death, Mar 6, 2015
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  18. Billy Death

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    Lol, PMSL. <laugh>
     
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    Despicable Sunderland fans in discriminatory "Midget Sex" thread which degrades both females and midgets.

    But yes - I would - If she looked the part
     
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    marcusblackcat, Mar 6, 2015
  20. Blunham Mackem

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    What? Again?
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Mar 6, 2015
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