You don't belong here

When you leaving?










I'll still come and visit, like. To make sure me little proteges are fighting fit and well. It's just time to meet me new neighbours, that's all.

 

When Newcastle have won more first division titles than Sunderland

 

Well that's never gunna happen, mate!

Do you ever sleep?

 

Where? Milan?

 

I actually stuck a request in two weeks before the end of the season with the supers #blackcap

It is a valid point though as we need to acclimatize to our new surroundings asap.

 

That's a cracking song.
Bocelli is one of the greatest voices in operatic history.

 

How will you be travelling to the S.O.L on Friday to watch Australia ?

 

Why are Australia playing in Portugal at Lisbon's ground?

 

Sorry @Albert's Chip Shop @More Hope With Rafa

In hindsight, this should have probably went in the thread you generously made for this kind of thing...

 

Benfica

 

Estádio da Luz officially named Estádio do Sport Lisboa e Benfica, is a multi-purpose stadium located in Lisbon, Portugal. It is commonly translated to English as "Stadium of Light", although inaccurately, as Luz refers not to "light" but to the original address of the stadium in Estrada da Luz.

 

Simple two word explanation.

It's Chippy.

 

You're right, I don't belong here.

I should be in Benidorm......just ordered me souped up Mobility Scooter

 

What is that when we eventually return to the Premier League, because Sunderland fans keep telling us we aren't coming back for a while.

 

I don't and the majority of Sunderland fans, I know, are expecting you to piss it, tbh.

The reason I'm taking the piss is simple. All of my childhood until mid-twenties, Newcastle dominated us, with the odd exception. I've had to take it on the chin over the years and for part of the time you were so far ahead, I started to run out of ammo and had to suffer your premiership years when we suffering in the Chumpionship, watching your European nights were ****ing terrible, full of envy, but also sick of the taunts I'd be getting when I got to work the next day etc..

It's swings and roundabouts, though. Now, in my eyes, we are firmly in the driving seat with our derby successes, setting new records dating back over 100 years along the way, currently 9 games unbeaten and now we have just relegated you. It's nigh on impossible, but look at it from my point of view after all the years of you being ahead.

I'm lapping it up and making the most of it, because one day, it might be in 2 seasons, it might be in 20 seasons. Newcastle will be firmly in the driving seat again and we will be going back to the suffering and the derby humiliations, we have also suffered before. Then it will be my turn, to be envious of you, but at the same time putting on a brave face defending my team.

Swings and Roundabouts.

 

Lap it up fuzzball.

 

Enjoy it when you can, we certainly did....

 

I will, but only on here, really.

The truth is we all live together, work together, go out together. It's not even as bad in real life as it is on forums and social media.

Anyway, that's all the niceties over with. Enjoy the Chumpionship, sucker

 

I hope we do, there's a decent chance we'll get to enjoy next season more than you guys - though if we don't it's going to be a very very painful experience and a long road back as even if Ashley does roll the dice for one season i can't see us trying a second time.

People are going on about the small teams in the league but there's a lot a big teams down there...