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You Won’t See Southampton Shirts In Portsmouth...

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Jul 24, 2015.

  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    So you played in a team that was a 100% Pompey. QED = you support Pompey!! Disgraceful.
     
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  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Missed an open goal there the Barber did. If I'd been that barber, I would have gladly say him down.

    "Now Sir, what would you like"... And then continued to trim professionally away until I got to the bit where you use the razor for the hair at the back. Then I'd have skilfully cut SKATE into the back of his hair. <laugh>
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I used to play for a team in Leigh Park :eek:
     
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  4. rednright

    rednright Well-Known Member

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    Brecon it couldn't have been 100% if you played for them as well - u less you are a spy on here. Blackadder interrogation techniques needed....
     
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  5. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Oh Fran beat you to it a couple of posts up :)
     
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  6. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I was in John Lewis in West Quay last Sunday. Whilst browsing the tech stuff, right next to me was a guy in a Pompey shirt. I couldn't believe it - a few years ago he would have got loads of abuse (not from me I'm too polite :) ), now I just glanced, felt sorry for him and carried browsing.
     
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  7. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I can imagine his conversation with the helpful assistant:

    "And this sir, is what we call a laptop computer."
    "Galuga?"
    "No, no, a computer. Com-pu-ter."
    "Ga-lu-ga."
    "Er... well, nevermind. Let's move on. Now this thing, this is a toaster."
    "Totsy?"
    "Almost! But not quite, try again. Toas-ter."
    "Tot-sy."
    "Well, okay, that will do for now."
     
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  8. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I have to agree that walking around town with no shirt on is dreadfully uncouth. As we live in an allegedly equal society shouldn't ladies be allowed to do the same?

    That might help me to come to terms with it.
     
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  9. Wilbur

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    To be fair to Harry he was probably trying to be clever and make out that the people of Portsmouth are not glory hunters and choose not to follow a local glamour club. Unfortunately, when he opened his mouth it came out as his usual verbal diarhea.
     
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  10. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    In 50 years or so it will be commonplace for girls to walk around topless, but in doing so it will lose the appeal that it has in our imagination today.
     
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  11. Lff

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    I can remember playing in the Hampshire Cup against a Pompey team. Usually, we had a man and a dog as watching us, this time there must have been 100 or so. They were all down one touch line and thought nothing about stopping the ball from going out or tripping/kicking the nearest player (i.e. me as I was playing right midfield).

    Quite a scary experience actually, its not like any police were there or anything. I recall just hoping that we didn't win!
     
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  12. davecg69

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    Me too, but that was a game with oval balls not round ones! The lads were great though, even though I was the Scummer amongst them .......... helped that I was captain I guess :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  13. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Remember a couple of lads wearing Pompey kit walking into the Saints shop, walking around and as they left, one said that he felt like he "was infected". Nobody gave him grief though.
    I wouldn't even let my son wear his Saints shirt to the cinema in Fareham. I have always been surprised how much hatred some Pompey fans have the red and white stripes. I am sure that Redknapp is right about no Saints shirts in Portsmouth but this will be partly loyalty to the local club, but also fear from genuine Saints fans working/living/visiting Portsmouth who don't want a load of aggro.
     
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  14. breconsaint

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    Oh no! Not the cocker spaniel! :emoticon-0107-sweat
    As for the % figure-I must be turning into Beddytare....you know what I meant <laugh>
     
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  15. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    Envy poisons the soul Channonfodder and envy is the root cause of their hatred.
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

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    Christ, did you have a death wish??
     
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  17. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I'm harder than the wet blanket I come across on the forum like.


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    *no I'm not*
     
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  18. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Just as Beddy thought he had lived it down <laugh>
     
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  19. Kingsland block 37

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    My street know who I support but I have to say I would never wear it out and about!
    That said, my neighbours son-in-law refuses to be in their garden if I am outside also, that's too easy so if ever I hear his voice I go out to ensure he doesn't see the sun .
     
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