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You've lost that Koeman feeling

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  1. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    He is awesome isn't he?

    the best footballer of all the top flight managers

    I hope the Board back him properly with some cash to spend etc.

    He doesn't strike me as someone that will accept finishing 7th for too much longer
     
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  2. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    The feel-good feeling that one gets with Koeman is enhanced with his staff. I just get the feeling that we have really good people here these days. Erwin makes a great Assistant Manager in my view.

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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    I am a little disappointed. I half expected to open this thread and see this as the first line:

    "You never close your eyes
    anymore when I kiss your lips...."

    Open goal missed there Jonny
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    "You never use ketchup
    anymore on your English Chips.
    There's no flavouring
    like you find with mayo on chips
    You're trying hard not to eat them
    But baby, baby you know it
    You've got that Koeman feeling,
    Whoa that Koeman feeling
     
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  5. tiggermaster

    tiggermaster Well-Known Member

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    Does this make Ronald and Erwin the Righteous Brothers?
     
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    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    ... And me a self-righteous ****?

    .



    **** = bard
     
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    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    "Now this is what I call a 'target rich' environment!"

    "You live life between your legs, Mav!"

    -----------------------------------------------------------

    "She's lost that loving feeling"

    "She's lo... No she hasn't."

    "Yes, she has."

    "She's not lost that lo..."

    "Goose, she's lost it, man."

    "Come on!"

    "Aw sh... I hate it when she does that."
     
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  8. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    You're trying hard not to show it 'Ronald'....
    But Ronald... Ronald I know it ... (all together now)
    You've lost that loving feeling
    wohoh that loving feeling
     
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  9. YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots

    YoshidaBattlesPinkRobots Active Member

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    <applause>
     
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  10. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    We've had that conversation about your day job, not to mention your work-avoiding behaviour, but mate. Pure genius!
     
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  11. SaintJabie

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    To the tune of "Human" by the Human League:

    He's Ronald koeman,
    Born to lead the Saints
     
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  12. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    FLT, you've just "liked" a post in which I was complimenting you. So dear old Carly had a song for you ...

    "You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you!"

    !!
     
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  13. jonny 'hasen' shuttle

    jonny 'hasen' shuttle Well-Known Member

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    Ronald's taking us to to Zoo tomorrow, Zoo tomorrow
    Its a shame St Mary's isn't called The Zoo, as that would work well

    Or the wheels on the bus go Ronald Koeman, all day long
     
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  14. Missing Lambo

    Missing Lambo Well-Known Member

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    Or a rock classic?

    Who's Koeman, Who Who?
    (Repeat)

    Woke up in Barcelona
    The manager shouting my name
    He said, "You've been eating chips
    I can see the mayo stain"

    So I staggered out on to the pitch
    That manager gets on my wick
    Then I started hacking forwards down
    And scored from a free kick

    So tell me

    Who's Koeman? Who who?
    Who's Koeman? Who who
    He's only a frigging Saint
    Who's Koeman?

    Now where's that coat?
     
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  15. Clem Fandango

    Clem Fandango Well-Known Member

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    ZZ Top Sharp Dressed Man

    Every girl crazy bout, Ronald Koe-man
     
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  16. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    just get out of the way of the mirror will you!
     
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  17. RedandWhiteManofKent

    RedandWhiteManofKent Well-Known Member

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    I seem to remember culture club singing a song about him in the eighties.

    Can't remember exactly how it went, something like,

    Koeman, koeman, koeman, koeman,koeman, canbeatanyone
    They come and go, they come and goooo
    Winning would be easy if your colours were like my dreams
    Red, white and green, red white and green
     
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  18. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Change one of he koemans to "Ronald and Erwin" and it could fit, with "red, white and lime green" at the end
     
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  19. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Anyone like the Human League?

    to the tune of Human

    " He's Ronald Koeman,
    Likes a schmoke and a pancake,
    Koeman,
    Born to lead the Saints"
     
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    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    ****!, should've read the thread first...<doh>
     
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