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Off Topic Zlatan - Hit or a miss?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Febbos, Jul 21, 2016.

  1. Febbos

    Febbos Well-Known Member

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    Doubt I'll have time :(
    I've moved back to study
    I went to all London based games last season, but we'll see if I manage any in the Prem.

    Decent start for Ibra in the United shirt! :)

     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    You didn't have jellies eels you lying ****. You ****ing did not have eels.

    Lying **** :emoticon-0112-wonde

    Febbos mate, the nearest Sir Ben ever came to an eel, was under his stinking foot.

    The lying **** him:angry:
     
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  3. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    I'd love to see Bruce jr try that against Zlatan who is a martial arts expert, saying that him v big 'arry would be a nice duel. Zlatan will be a massive hit, he is a football genius without a shadow of a doubt and one of the very few footballers who does not diminish with age because of the way he plays
     
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  4. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    My eel has been described as a stinking foot. Do you know me?
     
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  5. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    I envisage you as a rather sad looking older fella with too much time on your hands
     
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  6. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    Lets have a picture then City Man you handsome bastard
     
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  7. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I know you. I know both of your rancid plates.

    Have you tried 'Lamisil'?
     
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    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    Got a tip off that 'City Man' stars in this, must have taken a break from writing nothing much about anything on here on his several accounts
     
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  9. Kempton

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    Doesn't that last one play up front for Liecester?
     
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  10. Bengals Tiger

    Bengals Tiger Well-Known Member

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    This is close to the absolute ultimate in intelligent and thoroughly-justified irony. Thank you, SERIOUSLY!! Please keep it up.
    We can now expect a torrent of totally unnecessary and unwelcome foul-mouthed expletives from the usual-suspect set of Likely Lads that plague this otherwise excellent forum.
    Although I agree totally with the temporary ban on Patty for his apparently incurable stupidity, I do not understand why The Likely Lads are allowed to affront us other board members (including kids -- don't we want them on here?!?) with the sort of gutter language that they must clearly also employ at home and at "work". How low will the so-called "moderators" allow it to go?
     
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  11. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Meelan Lab is - or was when it was founded - the best sports rehabilitation and testing unit around. When they signed Zlatan he immediately smashed all the physical records of any player ever evaluated there.

    He's a monster.
     
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  12. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    "The likely lads" <laugh>
     
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  13. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    This is close to the absolute ultimate in intelligent and thoroughly-justified irony. Thank you, SERIOUSLY!! Please keep it up.
    We can now expect a torrent of totally unnecessary and unwelcome foul-mouthed expletives, hypocrisy, bullying, racism & pseudo-intelligence from the board's champion, self-elected & self important bore that plagues this otherwise excellent forum.
    Although I agree totally with the temporary ban on Patty for his apparently incurable stupidity, I do not understand why this pseudo-intelligent, bullying, hypocritical bore is allowed to affront us other board members (including kids -- don't we want them on here?!?) with the sort of inane drivel that he must clearly also employ at home and the "Boring Life Club". How low will the so-called "moderators" allow it to go?
     
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  14. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Oh, what happened to you?

    Whatever happened to me?

    What became of the people we used to be?
     
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  15. BOJACKHCAFCMAN

    BOJACKHCAFCMAN Well-Known Member

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    Just saw Zlatans goal, typical of the man really. Of course all this pales into insignificance compared to how he looks according to some great armchair analysts
     
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  16. The greengrocer

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    Strange how a song can take you back to your childhood :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  17. balkan tiger

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    Oh Thelma.
     
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  18. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Aye, the only thing to look forward to's the past.
     
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  19. Windassisgod

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    Couldn't care less to be honest being a City fan
     
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  20. Quill

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    Guess that's why you came on the clearly off-topic titled thread and commented.
     
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