If you know of a better looking aging Auntie growing old gracefully figure cum schoolboy impersonator I'd like her number Stan. No, I really would.
Drop them a line Ern. There's a good chance you'll get tatties deep. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/8965006/The-Krankies-We-used-to-be-swingers.html
Speaking of Janette Krankie, she'd have been safe as houses on the Titanic. They made a conscious effort to rescue women and children first.