Muslims mowed down coming out of the mosque

Not really, it's really hot and stuffy at work and I'm just throwing obvious and lazy insults at you. Once the air con is back up and running I could get really warmed up, so to speak.

 

Oh they were 'insults'? I get it now.

They were about as tragic as your existence

 

^^^note Irish flag hanging from flat window

 

I'm on a train going back to Suffolk and it's conked out . Some chav woman with 2 kids is screaming at the staff demanding they let her smoke a snout out of the window.

I'm going to be late for work

 

Keep your beret on Tobes.

 

One of my mates, Steve Beamish, lives a few minutes from Finsbury Park. He's currently holidaying in Croatia.

Cool, eh?

 

Perfect alibi.

 

You could be right, T. He's been known to eat Fray Bentos pies, so anything's possible...

 

Up yours surrender monkey.

 

Tofu or cheese eating?

 

I don't think Le Tobe is a fully fledged Veganista as he does eat a lot of pizza and I think it would be too much effort for him trying to order a rennet free cheese and kelp New Yorker.

How about "eat anything if it is free surrender monkey"?

 

Been out all day. How's it going now? Many dead? Have the BNP and whoever the Muslim nut jobs are, declared war on each other yet?

 

Just checked the news and absolutely zero dead. Zilch. ****ing amateurs.

We should stick to conventional warfare, we are useless at this terrorism. Makes me actually give a to the Irish and Muslims. It ain't as easy as it looks.

 

The Muslims are **** at it. Yesterday some Mussie ran at Westminster with a knife or something. Same day in 1974 the IRA blew the place up.

 

Keyring getting all nostalgic for the good ol' days.

 

The 'smash and stab' is the way to go. Hire a transit, aim and put the foot down. Then hop out and go on a stabby-knife frenzy. Not sure if the three last night were all pissed up and forgot their knives but they'd got the van bit right at least.

If they hired it in Cardiff and drove to London they'd have been on the road for a few hours, I reckon the two that ran off were probably busting for the loo.

 

1974?

Am no as old as you

 

Up in haggis land anycunt can afford a house. The prices down south are ****ing insane. Was in St Albans yesterday. 2 bed houses were 800k. Tiny ****ers too

 

Was in Crystal Palace cou0le years ago in South landan, not the nicest of places. Had a look in estate agents window 2 bed **** semis for the guts of a million notes and ****.

Mental.