Well I was just removing some of the wood-planking from the floor to help repair the damage to my box, when I decided to blow the cobwebs off some of the bottles and have a few sharp ones. I have now been invited by the nice chaps in the bar to stay in the cellar so please wipe your feet on the mat before you come down. I found some bottled ales labelled "Tommy T's Boot" so I have brought them up to the bar.
You are welcome to stay but there are two rules. One is leave the nuts alone and the other concerns the barmaid. Leave her alone as well. The Tommy T's Boots is a tad out of date now unfortunately. Oh how I wish it wasn't and he was the No.9 everyone was wating for. But, as it's out of date you can have it at a reduced price. Enjoy your stay.
Thank you sensible, I will make sure I avoid the barmaids nuts! I'll make myself useful and have a sweep up, I might have a short post to replace the missing leg on the pool table.
Ha-ha fair enough. I just thought the pool table would make a fine bed. I'll just get my bed sheet made with old copies of the Herald...
Its only 3 pages now Plym i think.. so not much of it.. Who does buy it or any other paper? i have not bought a paper in over 10 years ..
I have peaked at the back pages in the shops (just to see the Argyle news) but I have not brought one in years. I'm going to have a Jameson's & Ginger Lime and put my cardboard box in the storage.
I think I need a stiff one. Anyone seen the barmaid? I've just sat through a TV programme my missus recorded about Diana and what a git Charles was/is along with his tart Camilla. I'm not a particular fan of Diana or any of them for that matter but if Charlie ever gets to sit on the big throne then I might have to lead a revolt. What with that, the News followed and it was all talk about Donald and his mate Kim squaring up for a big bash. I've just ordered a leaf blower and vacuum for the great tree fall out. Will I get it in time for the big bang and all the leaves falling out of the trees. I might not have time so may have to cancel. Watching the news these days is getting like you need counselling afterwards. They don't even finish with a cuddly animal story at the end anymore. Barmaid.............make it a double.
Well I haven't seen the barmaid for a while sensible, I will get the double for you (and one for the man providing). I have not watched the news in a while, though I have been radiation-proofing the cellar just in case the petty minded, childish little buffoon does something stupid.... ...and attacks North Korea
He's a politician hobo, he won't attack anyone he would send others to do it for him from the safety of a few thousand miles.
Well yes that is true. Probably a few thousand miles underground as well. Still I've packed out the cellar with a large cache of food, alcohol, guns (in case any Exeter fans survive) and a TV playing Argyle's greatest matches on loop - so hopefully we would have everything we need
BUT sensible he ain't a politician.....that's half the trouble......the man is a megalomaniac alpha-male businessman...who gets what he wants by wielding a big stick....he isn't a Republican....he muscled in because they didn't have a leading candidate....talking tough got the right wing voters in his camp.....they needed someone to beat Hillary Clinton and her track record wasn't that pure.
I heard on the news this evening that they want to invite Trump to Plymouth in 2020 for the 400th aniversary...........oh god!!!!
He may come on a Balistic missle.. if he has any left then... we dont want him here rather KIm pong yu or what you call him Number 67
He seems to spend a lot time at Golf courses... best place for him is to stay in the USA .. we dont want him in Plymouth or the Uk .. **** off trump ... the racist twat
I wasn't sure where to post this snippet of info and then realised the knowing it meant I needed a drink to soothe my anger so it had to be on the bar thread. i've just read this on pasoti. Do you know who the Referee is for this coming Saturday? It's SARGINSON. You may not recognise the name straight away but if I say ball boy and Leyton Orient I think that might be the clue you were after. How the feck is that lying twonk still a referee is what I want to know and after all the crap thrown about last season who in their right mind put him in charge down here again? I can imagine the chants he's going to get and if it gets a bit tasty then who do you think will get decisions. I just don't see how he won't get more stick than the opposition team this Saturday. Anyone think we might just get beat this weekend?
I thought he was struck off? surely the club can complain about this idiot and have him removed. It will not be good as if the crowd on his back he will go against us .. again..