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  1. Howden Tigress

    Howden Tigress Well-Known Member

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    OK, schoolboy/girl humour at its worst!! Just to lighten the mood/de-stress for Christmas (Kemps!!)


    THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

    5: I've never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10: Don't play with your meat!

    11: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in?

    16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

    19: I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

    20: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more.
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    And a very Happy Christmas to all our Hull City not606ers, including absent friends...(and Patty, don't we all need a bit of Patty at Christmas??!!)
     
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  2. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    The dirtiest one on the list!

    <laugh>
     
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  3. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Do you have roasted chestnuts? No it's just the way i'm walking.
     
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  4. TIGERSCAVE

    TIGERSCAVE Well-Known Member

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    Your halo has slipped.... AGAIN!!!... Tigress...
     
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  5. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Aww slippers, brilliant. I was desperate for some slippers...
     
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  6. robingram02

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    Merry Christmas?
     
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  7. Wildie

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    Can I see your Prawn Ring?
     
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  8. Plum

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    I said that last year. Trouble is, I asked for them...:emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  9. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    I ask for socks and/or slippers all the time.
     
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  10. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    You can never have too many socks. I like the bamboo ones they're all selling these days.
     
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    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Try asking for something else, Walt. You'll still get sock and slippers like.
     
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  12. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Not about receiving presents for me. I wouldn't mind not getting owt.
     
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  13. Chilton's Hundreds

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    I've always wanted to try a Three Bird Roast
     
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  14. Mr Hatem

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    Tigress! I am deeply shocked.
    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    He's got a big sack but he only comes once a year
     
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  16. Dills double deckers

    Dills double deckers Well-Known Member

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    Lynx!!! Excellent ta
     
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  17. Kempton

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    Happy Christmas Tigress :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  18. onlyme

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    socks made from bamboo or .......i just dont know what else???
     
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  19. dennisboothstash

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    They are indeed the king of socks IMHO and yes, they’re made from bamboo (just don’t go near pandas when you’re wearing them)
     
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