Shaun Goater Jack Russell Wilshere Vasyl Rats Campbell Money (Spider) Geoff Horse-field Terry Butcher's dog
The missus says I can take part in the 3-way if four conditions are met: you'll have to wear a St Mirren shirt throughout; Dan Starkey has to storm in halfway through and me bum me till I faint; the soundtrack to Cocktail must be playing in the background; and we all have to go hunting for a white Creme Egg once the jollity has ended. What say you?