Here is your public service reminder to all you hopeless romantics, Valentines Day tomorrow, so what plans have you got to treat your lucky other halves?! Don't forget the drill, they may say not to bother, they won't mean it, (I don't mean a drill literally or you may get more than you bargained for.) On the other hand, I guess, maybe the older/and or grumpy ones amongst us will get more excited about Pancake Day today?! Or perhaps you're on the list below??
Couldn't give a rats arse about Valentine's Day. Just an excuse for people to con money out of you for pointless bollocks. Unfortunately my missus has begun to wisen up to steak and blowjob day too.
It's tough trying to think of something special when it already feels like valentines every day for my wife
Thankfully my wife doesn't care about Valentine's day. We still use it as an excuse to go to Hitchcocks and eat so much food that it hurts though.
We had a nice night in on Friday, wife bought us Super Mario Bros. the movie to watch. I made beef wellington, she made brownies. Then we made sweet love. Then I drove her home.
You having a fantasy about your imaginary wife again Bob? Pot Noodle and a **** is more like your style.