So, sparks caught in bed with another man's wife. No need for him to dump the guy on his head before he left!
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
Customer: A box of condoms, please. Counter staff: That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it? Customer: Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty.