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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Jan 7, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He’s got a couple of interviews for a new job this week so let’s all try and help him by giving him some questions that he’s likely to be asked during the interview. This is obviously a serious situation for Liebs so let’s try our very best to help him.

    We will need to cover all aspects of the interview so I’ll go first.

    So, Mr Legacy, Why are you 20 minutes late?
     
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  2. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Apologies, I was putting some childre- err I mean furniture in the van.

    Hope we can still carry on?
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    What would you say is your one strength, other than your aftershave?
     
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  4. brb

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    Hi Mrs Legacy, it's great that you can interpret Russian for your husband but you will not be able to work alongside him when he's serving customers - just wondering how he is going to overcome this language barrier?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They probably won’t ask that mate come on let’s stick to serious questions.
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    I'd have to say my penis after a couple of grams of cocaine.

    Always helped me get what I want and also got me on the front page of a couple of newspapers too.
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    what sort of job is it?
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Yeah brb this thread is very serious ffs <doh>
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    A new one.
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You’re doing well so far.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Please can all members participate in this thread as it is going to make or break this young man essentially. Let’s not have a failed interview on our collective conscience.

    I will be tagging those of you who do not contribute.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Heard about a job interview in private sector where they interviewed a bunch of people

    The interviewer would Chuck a tennis ball at you and say ''heres an orange, eat it"

    Most people stumbled here nit knowing what to say

    One lad threw it back and said "ok, peel it for me"

    He now runs the company or is certainly high up on the ladder
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    To run some sport forum site for a bloke in Malta.

    Apparently the current guy has gone a bit power mad and is letting standards slip <whistle>
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Sounds like a stupid ****ing company.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    How are you at solving conflict situations?
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Thanks, told you I was good.
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Some of the bigger private sector places do weird shut for interviews.

    I did an interview in Bolton once where a bloke comes in dressed as an old lady and asks about random **** <laugh>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Confidence is key.

    Let’s move on.

    Describe a situation where you were asked to do something but went home instead.
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Was it an interview for HIAG’s band?
     
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