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  1. Squint Eye

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    They believe not going up might be a blessing in disguise as they'll be provided with an opportunity to strengthen and eventually get back to back promotions back into the Premier League.
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    Suspect they may struggle. This season they were still receiving parachute money from the Premier League.

    Although the speed they dropped through the divisions it was clearly a defective parachute.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    You should worry. How's an old f*cker like me going to survive after drinking myself into oblivion should they not go up. My old Long John's better prepare themselves for some serious p!ss staining.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  6. haslam

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    I wish i hadn't fallen into your RTG rabbit-hole ACS as there really are some weirdly deluded posters on there. One of my favourite bizarre comments so far was:

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    Using the word "mag...." for someone accepting something below anything we've ever experienced. It doesn't hold up to any logical sense but in the situation they're in I guess it's a case of having to try and wrap your head around it. In all honesty I simply hadn't considered them getting relegated last season and it wasn't on my radar they may not come straight back up this one.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Sorry mate.

    I got sucked into that twitter feed in seconds. It’s a hilarious social experiment to sit back and watch. Pass the popcorn.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    Like a lead balloon.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Lolsy lolsy lol....now that is real beel :emoticon-0140-rofl: Game, set and three points to Joey B <laugh>
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

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    I bet he’s real hard though. I mean, he’s threatening to fight JB on twitter.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    A mouthy Leeds fan earlier this year told me that they would be passing us on the way up. Oh ****ing yeah? <laugh>
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Joey Barton is your hero now? Blimey. We were 2,000-1 for automatic promotion before the game and JB's done for us? <laugh>

    I dunno. At least the play-offs are exciting. Not that we ever win the bloody things. Still, can't say we haven't had a few good nights out of them. One game there was even a pitch invasion...
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Large shield up front there
    Barton was a hero when he wound your lot up at your place <laugh><laugh>
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Did that mackem offer to meet Joey Barton at a McDonald's by any chance? <whistle>
     
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  18. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Not sure but he did throw some money towards Joey and a bottle of water
    Maybe Joey was supposed to buy the McDonalds for him and exchange the water for cola
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s like the bridge of the Enterprise tonight.

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  20. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    They’re in meltdown.
    I wish I wasn’t still banned... just in case.
     
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