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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Got to love our sponsors Twitter posts <laugh>

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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Howay Pompey

    just saying as Dorty is too lazy this morning <laugh>
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

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    The ground is getting firmer on the golf course so he's probably struggling to get his tent pegs in.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You two <laugh> Howaayyyyyyyyyy Pompey Portsmouth <party>
     
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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  6. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Thought you'd been savaged by that dog that keeps putting you off ya swing!
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I am trying to decipher this code you two have going on. It appears to involve dogging and swinging. Which would make sense with Dorty. I've come to the conclusion neither of you has hit a ball in their life, but you do have an interesting time.

    I'll keep on it and ask the inspector to investigate. Oh hang on...
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I've been busy mate....playing golf! <whistle>
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> You are just jealous mate as clearly I'm swinging it loads more than you!
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Each to their own mate, I don't judge, we all have our kinks. Look at Jak and #fireyarseholegate.
     
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  11. cronemeister

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    The mackems have a player called Onion.

    On a more depressing note, the standard of football in L1 really is ****ing abysmal like innit?
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    Agreed. The quality is utter gash.
    I'm struggling to keep watching this.
     
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  13. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    We’d piss this league like!
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. clip

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    Whoever goes up will struggle in the championship. Bottom 6 maybe. Macums be crying more in that position than top of league 1
     
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  16. cronemeister

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    I’m not sure what’s worse, the standard of football or officiating.
     
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  17. cronemeister

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    Bastards. Pompey were ****ing awful tonight and made the unwashed look less **** than they are. Hopefully their Wembley curse will continue.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Ewes put the mockers on that, might meet them season after next :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Pompey just don't look like scoring, they are crap. So are the mackems.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Looks like our six digited neighbours are now starting on their own players...


     
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