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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Amanda Staveley, Aug 3, 2019.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I trimmed my pubes today Chaos. Straight down the hotel bog they went. Ina little ball made out of sheets of bog roll then thrown down the pan with a quick flush. Pube bombs are the most efficient disposal method.
     
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  2. Dr Van Helsing

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    You didnt try out the reverse toilet sitting technique then ?
     
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    Kraft doest strike me as being good and neither does salaby..

    Maia looks better than hayden to me though.
     
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    Kraft looked very good for Sweden in the WC but there's a reason he hasn't moved to a massive club, he's an average grafting RB (nothing wrong with that but he's no-one to get too excited about from the 2 games I've seen him in). Salaby I have no idea about.

    Maia has looked very good, though I've only seen him in 3 games and he's only been on the pitch half that time. He's not a world beater but he certainly looks like an upgrade.
     
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    Id really like a better rb .
     
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    Aarons not in 25 man squad
     
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    got to be better that yedlin . id say
     
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  8. YAJERK

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    Colback, Murphy and Aarons all to leave. We'll be lucky to get a bag of used dildos in exchange.

    BBC Sport has us as one of the 6 relegation contenders. The reasons? A lack of goals, which is fair enough... The other one is that Bruce averages 43 points in the Premier League... wow. Scientific <laugh>

    I'm not sure if we've actually improved our team this window, and can't see anybody signing from now being an upgrade on what we have. However, we will probably have quite a strong championship squad if we do go down.
     
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  9. Dr Van Helsing

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    Heres hoping for a surprise last day
     
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  10. Howe's about that then?

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    Is that confirmed anywhere?
     
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    Colback aarons and someone else out, so i expect 2 or 3 signings inc krafth
     
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  12. YAJERK

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    Sky Sports...


    Although I am more dubious than ever of Sky Sports. They are reporting Rooney will miss the New Year's day game for Derby... Unless they themselves decide to televise it and move the date. I wonder what rhey will decide...

    If they did that, that has to be match-fixing to some degree.
     
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  13. Dr Van Helsing

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    Dont be such a cynic
     
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    Jak to buy a round eventually?
     
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    Tell me more about these dildos sweet cheeks. Any purple ones?

    You know I like calm discreet colours...
     
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    Well, we're not getting Sidibe (or Welbeck)....
     
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    Can’t get there by 5pm. Its an early finish to deadline day today. Next time maybe.
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Don’t think we will be signing anyone else now. Charnley is not the sort of guy who does his business in a rush on deadline day.





    He normally tries to do it 2 weeks later.


    Presumably there will be a lot of low bids now from European clubs sensing clubs wanting to offload unwanted players who didn’t move in the window.
     
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  19. Schlem Boogerman

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    When was the last time we signed anyone on deadline day?
     
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    Today.
     
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