We had a go at raising cattle but couldn't get enough straw for their bedding ... ... we tried using old newspapers but had big problems with rustling.
I've just read a great sports book about the little known cricketing career of Terry Venables .... ... for anyone interested it's called, "For whom the Tel bowls."
A mate of mine's wife disappeared a few weeks ago. He received a call from the police yesterday saying that there had been some developments in the case and he should prepare for the worst. Poor bloke now has to go down to the salvo's and get all her stuff back
Mr's Smug had just been out to the local farm choosing her Christmas turkey. I wasn't really listening but she reckons they're really expensive, I'm sure she said the best ones were on hire purchase
Steady on mate! This is supposed to be a thread for terrible jokes ... ... that actually made me laugh