C’mon own up, mine should give you all a bit of a Christmas chuckle... Last Wednesday, yep it’s taken me a while to own up to it, I was left to look after Avery, my 3 year old grandson, as Mrs. LBIA had a four hour shift at work. So after my morning tea and toast, and while Avery was watching tv, I went to get my morning shower. I always leave the shower room door open to let the steam out, while I was washing my hair with my eyes closed I heard Avery say ‘look Grandad it’s Aunty Sue’, Mrs LBIA’s sister in Australia, I opened my eyes to see that he had my iPad with Sue on FaceTime pushed up to the glass shower door giving her a full frontal it’s funny now but it wasn’t at the time! So be honest, what’s yours?
There's a picture out there of me wearing a Leeds shirt. I have taken serious measures to make sure said photo never sees the light of day. Spoiler: found it please log in to view this image
I shat myself at work a couple of months ago. I mean I really shat myself bad. What do you do in these situations? I didn't really feel like informing the boss or anyone, you'll understand. I just picked up my things and set off home, **** running down my legs. I walk to work, so obviously I walk home. I cross Wilmington Bridge. The bridge is closed for barges to pass. It closes very rarely, but this day, its closed, I knew it would be. I had to stand with my back against the fence as there were about ten other human beings waiting for the bridge to open. I don't think anyone noticed. Then comes the crunch. I suddenly remember there's a houseful at home. The mother in law, father in law, sister in law and various kids. It was hell on earth I had to ring Mz Kempton so she'd be ready with a bin bag and kitchen roll and to make sure the bathroom was free. I'll spare you the rest of this story.
THOSE empty seats are Wembley. A fukcing play off final ffs... Embarrassing beyond belief. Allams OUT
Eh? Apologies for having some semblance of a memory, but I'm sure you brazenly told everyone that you shat yourself at work a while back. So, is this happening regularly? Maybe this is the new spending-all-Monday-morning-in-the-bog?
Regardless, at least it's not as embarrassing as going on The Chase and taking the negative offer. I can't imagine anyone on here being that embarrassing... Arguably the greatest thread this forum has ever seen: https://not606.com/threads/bcc-on-the-chase.361083