Washing

Does anyone else’s wives create about ten times as much washing per week?

Do people wash everything item they wear after?

Only thing I wash wearing once is pants and socks.

I reckon I wash my jeans about once a month unless I spill stuff on them.

jumpers sweaters, I will at least wear them 2/3 times. Same with going out shirts. Unless they have food down them.

my utility room resembles stone henge with mountains of the wife’s washing.

 

She does the washing. I iron occasionally. I ironed three school shirts last night and its ages since I was at school. #moderndad

 

I do a bit of everything.

modern man me.

 

Towels she uses a fresh one everyday.

i reckon I use the same one 3-4 times and hang it on the towel radiator.

 

True story about Jeans, they were not originally designed to be washed. You are supposed to leave them as long has possible before washing. Think about it, down on the ranch, do you think they towed a washing machine on the back of their horse!

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I'm not 100% certain how to use the washing machine.

I sometimes put stuff in the tumble dryer but am invariably told that some item or other isn't suitable for tumble drying. How can an item of clothing not be suitable for tumble drying?

 

I had a colleague whose wife decided that they were going to have little guest hand towels in the bathroom like they do in fancy hotel toilets. He divorced her.

 

Cos the heat can shrink some stuff.

 

I wondered why my jeans felt a bit tight.

 

Tha **** bro?

 

I watched some ****e programme about jeans and they said you shouldn’t wash them. The main man at Levi’s reckons he never washes them. Just wipes them with baby wipes or something.

 

Sucky told me you were a cowboy bruv, best take it up with him

The other one is Steptoe in the Tin Bath, thought it might remind you of the good ole days.

 

It's only a modern day obsession with being clean. It's like washing too much, it dries out your skin, takes all the natural oils out, then you end up at the chemist for some lube skin cream.

 

I do the majority of the household stuff, she earns more money and I spend it.

 

So stitching knickers pays more than packing? Never knew that.

 

Buzzer work makes it a close thing.

 

Levy 501 were the shrink to wear jeans, soaked in a bath first and allow to dry while wearing and then only wash when necessary

 

What League are Weathy County in?

 

If you only wash your jeans once every six months you bollox will rot.

 

Non league mate.

Weatherfield County FC is the local football team in Weatherfield that was formed in 1887. Their home ground is called The King's Robes Arena after the clothing company of the same name who entered into a sponsorship deal.

Their first manager, Harry Belmont, used the unusual tactic of throwing projectiles at his players to make them run faster.

In September 2017, Kirk Sutherland gained the coveted role of appearing at games in the costume of the club's mascot: Buzzer-the-bee.