please log in to view this image No longer live from Norwich, farewell Nicholas Bloody Parsons, forever immortalised in Mr Jolly Lives Next Door.
I only saw it in the Metro today, was it mentioned in another thread? Maybe one I can't be arsed reading?
A DJ died here a couple of weeks ago and he used to run a quiz during his show with the jingle "Just a minute,the 60 second quiz",here's some of the best answers: 1. Q: Name something you open, other than a door. A: Your bowels 2. Q: Where is the Taj Mahal? A: Opposite the dental hospital 3. Q: What is the capital of France? A: F 4. Q: Name a bird with a long neck. A: Naomi Campbell 5. Q: What star do travellers follow? A: Joe Dolan 6. Q: Name a famous Royal. A: Mail 7. Q: What was Hitler’s first name? A: Heil. 8. Q: Name an occupation where you might need a torch. A: A burglar 9. Q: Name a famous bridge. A: The bridge over troubled waters And finally, probably the most famous, but actually made up by the late Brendan Grace: 10. Q: Complete this saying, ‘Happy as…’ and think of me. A: A pig in sh*t.
heard some of those before, but didn't realise it was answers from Irish people, although I should have guessed!
My favourite was always no.2,there was a Indian restaurant called the Taj Mahal in Dublin at one time.
France are long overdue a good performance. And when they do actually turn up they are great. England will still be huge favourites I would think.