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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Talking dead as they now call it lost its way after season 6. Needs the return of king Rick to liven it up. Black summer follows the zombie format but not exceptional.
     
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    I've watched the first 4 episodes and I really like it, no character development and boring dialogue just people stuck trying to survive, it's got a great feel to it. I think it's superb.

    Rick won't return he's doing the films that are due out this year.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    All one way though, return flights in short supply
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    But what do you do when you get there, they won't let you in.
     
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

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    Look for a decent fry-up and wait for it all to blow over.
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Airport bar innit.
     
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  7. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    We have some teachers over from Italy on the Erasmus programme. They're due to go back on Sunday but not sure yet if they'll be allowed in due to the ban. Lovely ladies btw... not Mistress Orchid lovely ladies, just lovely ladies.
     
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  8. Stan

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    As lovely as Xena?
     
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  9. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Less bondage, less faecal matter.
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Some **** in blaydons had it... not far from me
     
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  11. Tobes

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    People need to keep a sense of perspective with this imo. 13,000 U.K. deaths were attributed to the last major pandemic of swine flu in 2008-9.

    The mortality rate from the Coronavirus is circa 3%.
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

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    I'm unlucky
     
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  13. Tobes

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    You’re relatively young and healthy so there’s no more to fear from getting this, than any other ‘normal’ winter flu virus. I’d wager you don’t even get the annual vaccine or worry a jot about it.
     
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    AGE​
    DEATH RATE*

    80+ years old

    14.8%

    70-79 years old

    8.0%

    60-69 years old

    3.6%

    50-59 years old

    1.3%

    40-49 years old

    0.4%

    30-39 years old

    0.2%

    20-29 years old

    0.2%

    10-19 years old

    0.2%
    0-9 years old
    no fatalities
     
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    PRE-EXISTING CONDITION​
    DEATH RATE*

    Cardiovascular disease

    10.5%

    Diabetes

    7.3%

    Chronic respiratory disease

    6.3%

    Hypertension

    6.0%

    Cancer

    5.6%

    no pre-existing conditions

    0.9%
     
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    SEX​
    DEATH RATE *

    Male

    2.8%

    Female

    1.7%
     
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  17. brb

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    Are you over 80 with heart disease? <whistle>
     
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  18. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    No but according to these figures there's a chance i could die
     
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  19. brb

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    Ok bro, can you hurry up and get on with it then <whistle>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    No.

    But his new bird might be.....
     
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