LOCATION; A & E Bloody hell, bad news or what.... Just been admitted to hospital due to poisoning caused by my culinary skills.... I made a salad and put on what I thought was an onion.... Turns out it was a daffodil bulb.... They said I should be out early Spring.... I'll get me coat...
So you thought it was a Spring onion ? Easily done. Thanks shallot for the tip. please log in to view this image
Big H keeps his eyes firmly on the interviewer's shoes... please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
I see that 83 yr old Silvio Berlusconi has dumped his 34 yr old girlfriend In favour of a 30 yr old. When he hooked up with the 30 year old, doctors warned vigorous sex could prove fatal. He just shrugged and said "If she dies, I'll have to find another one"
If you look very very closely at the image you will notice that there is a football player and a microphone in it
Who is this English guy currently playing in the League of Ireland? https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...82C7C9AE0B54EA012AF482C7C9AE0B54&&FORM=VDRVRV
Over the weekend, my wife said that I'm spending far too much time on here reading about City, Grant McCann, and football, football, football. She asked me - 'Do you love me or football the most?' I said 'Open your legs and I will show you'. So she did. And I nutmegged her. (has he walked or been sacked yet?)
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