A friend in London, who always walks to work, was saying he's been going lightheaded recently. Then he realised its because the air quality is so much better and he's actually breathing in oxygen!
Due to Coronavirus, it is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses. A local Bra Shop has gone bust, a Mining Company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennel has had to call in the retrievers, an origami book company has folded, an Ariel Installation company has called in the receivers, a Key Company has gone into lockdown, a Watchsmith has called time, an Iceland store has had its assets frozen, a Shoe Factory has been soled and given the boot, and finally the AA Recovery Service are well on their way to a breakdown......
Singer Bill Withers dies at 81. He is now no longer Withers.. All joking aside he had a few canny records.. R.I.P.
The world in future will be run by our kids... Who are being homeschooled at the moment by day drinkers.
Just seen a bloke in Aldi buying a sombrero, pinata and some paella... I thought to myself, 'I can't believe it. Hispanic buying!'