Match Day Thread Cardiff City v Charlton Athletic, Fug Me....Big Game This!

Will the fugging member of this forum who keeps giving out my telephone number, please desist from this, as it’s getting on Masky’s titties! At about 3 o’clock this morning received a call from Paul Simon himself...great writer and singer of fine songs granted...but look at the time FFS! He wishes us well for this game, and is sad that our goal machine....Gary Madine is no longer with us to fire in the goals, but he like the look of the German fella Robert Glatzel! Went on to say that NML is chooing hotter than Doris’s chuff at the mo! Keep under the radar if possible....nothing more powerful than the sound of silence he exclaimed! Asked about Cardiff Market and when it’s reopening...said it might be open now... who can tell? What time does the fruit get reduced pal....at this point I lost my patience and told him to go tell it on the mountain! 1-0 to City!

 

So it's back homeward bound from Preston to the sound of silence at the CCS. We must be still crazy after all these years.

 

Just hope Charlton will just slip slide away to a defeat

 

I only recently discovered that Paul Simon was once very friendly with the brother of Garth Crooks dad. Apparently they went everywhere together. Simon and Garths uncle.

 

Oh, for Fug sake!

 

He must be lost, he was in Wigan when he wrote that.

 

I think he was playing cards in the jacuzzi. Bridge over bubbled water

 

Get yer coat Clingo. Lol!!!

 

It's the medication. I apologise unreservedly

 

..............with Cecilia and Mrs Robinson?

 

Careful guys. Don't want a fight.

Won't beat The Boxer.

That's awful. No excuses.

 

Here's the challenge guys.

Can anyone fit Diamonds on the Sole of her Shoes into a coherent, relevant sentence? Not to mention the Roly, poly little bat faced girl in You can call me Al.

Wtf? What a weird lyric.

 

You wont beat the rock either as a rock feels no pain, and an island never cries.

 

Just googled S & G's list of hits. This sub thread could run a very long way. Through America, all the way to El Condor Pasa

 

From the 59th St Bridge to a Mile Outside Memphis.
From Bleeker Street to the Rose of Aberdeen, crossing the Bridge Over Troubled Waters.

One hell of a discogrophy.

What I want to know us can we sign Frank Lloyd Wright? Could be the Ace in the Hole.

 

It's all Masky's fault. He started it.

 

Wonder who'll "phone him" before the next game!

 

There’s a good chance Minxy will ring me....mama wants some loving! Not a word to Clingon though!

 

Well, if we don't beat Charlton then we'll be on a Bleeker Street than we thought we'd be.

However, we welcome the Addicks to My Little Town, though that Lee Bowyer is A Most Peculiar Man don't you think?

I expect with social distancing our management team will look like Bookends just sat there...