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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    With so many members going missing, as a much respected & responsible forum member ( fcuk that was hard to say with a straight face ) ..... it has come to my attention to post a notice board thread, so other respectable and responsible members can advise fellow respectable & responsible members, as to what the fudge is going on.

    Please, can we keep this very important thread free of chit-chat and wasteful comments from non responsible & respectable members.

    l thank you from the bottom of my bended elbow.

    The Reverend Squat
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Where do we post pictures on this noticeboard
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You post pictures on the noticeboard.
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    For all our ‘challenged’ members, we can assist in posting if required.

    We also offer pep talks and self promotion advice for a fee.
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    So you want a fee as well as donations on a Sunday ?! Blimey, I hope they are tax deductible <yikes>
     
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No ones is more challenged than myself.
    I even charge myself a fee just to turn up!
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Fair enough then.
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    ..... then have to give myself a refund for not delivering.
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    You should have used this delivery firm.......

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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Kiwi is on his second, or should l say, 21st honeymoon!
    Not sure how much honey is left after 21 years but sure he’ll tell us about on the News Flash thread.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Here's a Notice Board for you.....

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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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  13. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Did Kiwi pose for the photo ? :shocked: :)
     
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes, that was after his circumcising.
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    That's an interesting snippet of information...
     
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    He also sang, Moon RRRRRRRRRRRRiver during an prostate check.

     
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  17. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Don't mention prostate <yikes> The worst part of the biopsy I had, was the equipment I saw out of the corner of my eye, about to be shoved up my jacksy by the smiling consultant !! :shocked: :emoticon-0127-lipss :)
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Sorry buddy, a bit of a sore point l'm sure............................ Nurse!
     
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  19. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I can laugh at it now Didley; a year later; but not at the time !! :emoticon-0138-think <cheers>
     
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    NEWS UPDATE - Kiwi spotted running from bottle shop!

    Caught attempting to flee...............
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    The damage left behind ................

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    Police think he was after the Gin!

    Anyone with knowledge of this incident ring CrimeStoppers or Reverend Squat ( owner of much gin ) on 1800SQUATGIN
     
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