Off Topic Christmas 2020

Since Chief is dragging his arse this year I thought I’d knock this one out.

Whats everybody’s (cancelled) plans then?

What you eating? What you drinking?

Anybody having a Christmas do with work online?

Which celebs will die?

 

No online work ****. Got a week off so should be ok, hope it'll decent weather so we're not stuck in all the time.

Turkey again this year and I'm going to smash the Christmas dinner competion no doubts.

Got a box of wine from Virgin wines and beer from Tiny Rebel. Top bottle of rum as my Christmas present.

 

It’ll be a lot different for me this year, last year The Mrs was expecting so I didn’t really get pissed in case I had to drive to the hospital.

Gonna get the Mrs and kids out the house as much as possible in that week between Xmas and NY and bang a stone on eating and drinking ****e.

 

Didn't Chief's bubble and squeak win the Christmas Boxing Day Dinner challenge last year?

 

Gotta say, I feared the worst for this thread when I saw that brb had posted.

Don’t let nobody tell you that you ain’t a top mod bro.

 

I was told it was too soon.

 

What’s Christmas without a proper banga, get the Sherry out lads

 

It’s never too soon bro.

This is the people’s board.

 

The main mission is getting my Mum down here and back from Manchester. She'll come down on the train and I'll drive her home (and then meet with a couple of mates) assuming this is even 'allowed'.

One of my bro in laws has to travel from Reading, apart form that it's just us and her parents, so they can walk round. My other bro in law and nephew's live in Egypt and won't be able to travel so they can't come.

My brother will **** off to the Lakes with his wife and hide from it all, like they always do.

Christmas Eve compromised as we can't book anything, probs go for walk on the beach and have a couple of drinks in the local. We usually eat out but it's chilli's and tacos and other such stuff in the house instead.

Am actually looking forward to it. Didn't have any plans to be going out and getting bladdered anyway, can have decent food and drink at home.

No idea what we'll be allowed to do with regards meeting people not family.

Won't miss the work do, at all.

 

I like Christmas much more these days since we had kids. It’s a great time for getting the little ****ers to behave themselves with threats of Santa leaving a turd under the tree for naughty kids.

 

Err...

No naughty list this year bro

 

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My intention in January was to spend this Christmas away somewhere.

Now, like every other ****er, we’ll be at home.

No idea what the rules will be. My kids all live in their own households, so that’d be 4 households mixing. Not sure that’ll be happening. Could well just be me and the Mrs yet, we’ll see.

 

That’s me and Tesco finished.

 

Yeah we’ve knocked Gran Canaria on the head. Was gonna get a log cabin but all the good ones have gone, I’m not sleeping in a shed in Penrith for £650 a night.

 

I usually start whistling this around mid October.

Some subliminal **** going on I think.

 

It is

 

Banned.

 

Must be a Manchester thing. My Mrs being Jewish is not familiar with most Christmas songs, or movies so I spend quite a lot of time educating her on all the best ones, she couldn’t be less interested.

 

The neighbours are WhatsApping the **** out of everyone about some twee Christmas afternoon stall type ****.

They're trying to make it Christmas eve but got actual plans for that day, so weekend before. Cakes and mulled wine and all that stuff.

My Mrs will do mince pies, I'll do a big pan of mulled cider. Probs drink it all myself.

Not singing the ****ing carols though.