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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Not convinced there's a reply to this peculiar comment, so I shall confine myself to hoping for a restoration of the derby next season. Bruce is certainly up to the challenge of relegation, so I hope we can oblige. In the meantime, here's your half-term report from the BBC to brighten up your day:

    Newcastle United

    Dismal, joyless and heading straight into big, big trouble unless something changes fast - but will it? No sign of unloved owner Mike Ashley going anywhere with much-derided manager Steve Bruce seemingly powerless to drag the Magpies out of their inertia.

    Bruce is in trouble but Ashley is so far unmoved and probably won't be until Premier League status is seriously threatened, which will be very soon on current evidence.

    Striker Callum Wilson has shown flashes but barely gets any service. Newcastle are without a win in 10 games and falling towards the relegation zone fast.

    Phil McNulty's pre-season prediction: 12th

    Newcastle's current position: 16th

    Half-term report card: Dreadful. If things do not improve Newcastle and Bruce will have a full-on relegation fight on their hands… if the manager survives.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    My season review so far:

    We're ****ter than ****.
    As predicted.
    Bruce out.
    Charnley out.
    Ashley Out.
    Masks oot.
    #beelin'
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    My season review so far:

    Meh.

    Still, we're in the quarter finals of some obscure Pizza-related trophy, so another possible trip to Wembley and consequential disappointment beckons...
     
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  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^^^ Howayyyyyyyyyy Callum Wilson :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Gillingham scored in the 90th minute 2-2 <laugh>
     
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  9. Judge Death

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    Could the day get any better ....
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> I guess tonight it might well be 'Missing Sid' :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    yes, another Gillingham goal <laugh>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Where are all the Mackems today?
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    To be fair, Sid is better than most of them - for a mackem <laugh>
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Full time at the Bumgalow, 2-2. That's a massive two points dropped by Gillingham.
     
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  16. Delusional Full Stop

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    You just have to love the look on Pickford’s face.

    <laugh>
     
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  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Yoohooooooo! It's meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    Winning at Everton? Didn't see that one coming....
     
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  18. Ben 10

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    Good result for you today too, a point against Gillingham
     
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  19. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. Charlie Dogscock

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    Got the warm glow cos Fat Sam didn't win again, 1 win in 9 for him now, hope the fat bung taking knacker gets them relegated, I hate Lawro and all those twats going "Big Sam guarantees you stay up". **** off. Like West Brom but hate the fat headed knob.

    And Sheff U just lost, 2 relegation places pretty much nailed on now, just have to avoid the last one.
     
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