To encourage me to eat when i was young my mother would put food on a spoon and say "here comes the train, here comes the train". It always worked because she wouldn't untie me from the track until i'd eaten it!
Wooperts, I've noticed a serious decline in your joke quality recently... Your Octopus gag and now this. Please sort it out. Regards Surrey
My sincerest apologies Surrey Whereabouts do you live in Surrey ? I was born, and lived in New Malden until I was 11.
“Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.” Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean. They said "Can you be more Pacific"
I saw someone waving at me the other day but I wasn’t sure if they were waving at me or someone else so I ignored them. In other news I lost my job as a lifeguard.
Can't believe the amount of people that don't understand erectile dysfunction! I mean, it's not that hard......