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The Rover has landed!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Feb 18, 2021.

  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    We know he is but no need to name and shame Chippy as your bitch. A bit OTT for a Sunday.
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    It wasnt funny the first time.
     
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    It's a waste of time I can see there's no life there
     
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  4. Welshie

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    Not606s wannabe Karl pilkington has spoken
     
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    How do you know there aren’t primitive life forms? It could be the extra-terrestrial equivalent of Sunderland?
     
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  6. Welshie

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    I think the ooze found beneath Martian rocks can challenge the chat produced by Chippy and Chaos tbf
     
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    You are doing it a disservice. Primitive ooze uses more than the letter T and doesn't change its mind every other day.
     
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  8. Dr Van Helsing

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    Well we've already got that here
     
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    How can the get a Rover 300 million miles to Mars - the one I had in the 90's could't even get six miles to Tesco
     
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    I can guarantee you that there will be some form
    Of life there. Ameobi or Obertan most likely.
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

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    I'm not even intersted if they find aliens tbh.. Makes no difference to me
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    Well neither of them showed much life here in most games so I have to say I’m not with you on that one.
     
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    The big difference being they wipe their arses and know where Europe is.
     
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    t

    Trev still working his way through those xmas cracker jokes I see...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    So relieved this thread wasn't Trev telling us about him chucking a dog out of a window
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    In all honesty I have to say that I have been disappointed with this “expedition. I had genuinely thought that Rover was an expedition to Mars the planet. Now we find out when the photographs come back that it all turns out to be a hoax or fake.

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    Didn’t realise that it was actually Chippy in his Rover Metro driving around the old Steel Works at Consett looking for his Ma’s house. Sorry.

    :(
     
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  19. Dr Van Helsing

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    What a boring place....
     
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    True but I would love to go there. Just for a long weekend.
     
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