Pretty sure we had one of these threads before, but I’m ****ed if I can find it. Anyway, a bit of competition for the weekend, which will no doubt deliver some shocking shouts just for the bantz but here goes. C&P the chosen fixtures and post your projected scorelines. Rules: 2 points for predicting the correct outcome, 5 points for the correct score. Bonus points - which team will score the earliest goal, and which side will collect the most bookings 3 points each. Sunday / Monday Matchday 14 - The ‘what is it? ****e Red Bull mate’ Cup Final Special Wolves 0 vs Burnleh 4 Leeds 0 vs Red Manc rats 0 Villa 2 vs WBA 2 Blue Manc rats 1 vs Who the **** invited them in? Rats 0 Reading 2 vs Swansea 2 Lesta 2 vs Palace 1 Earliest goal - Villa Most bookings - dirty Leeds League Table 14 PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 points - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 117 SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 points - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 115 Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 102 Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 95 Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 89 BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 86 China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 -:79 Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 76 Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 75 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 66 Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 56 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Saff - 10 - 9- 19 Matchday 15 fixtures Palace 0 vs Citeh 2 Brighton 2 vs Leeds 0 Chelsea 2 vs Fulham 0 Everton 1 vs Villa 2 Brentford 2 vs Watford 0 Stoke 0 vs QPR 2 Bookings Villa First goal Chelsea Matchday 16 Rangers 4 vs Celtic 1 The Toon 0 vs Arsenal 2 Spurs 4 vs Sheff U 0 Man U vs the red ****e - cancelled West Brom 1 vs Wolves 1 Burnley 1 vs West Ham 2 Bookings Celtic First goal - Arsenal League Table 16 SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 points - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 137 PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 points - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 135 Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 112 BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 points - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 112 Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 points - - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 111 Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 110 China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 89 Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 88 Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 84 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85 Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 75 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 43 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Matchday 17 - Doomsday with tears (shame there’ll be no close ups) Leeds 3 vs Spuds 1 Sheff U 0 vs Palace 2 Citeh 1 vs Chelsea 2 Red ****e 2 vs Roll over Soton 0 Derby 3 vs Sheff Weds 3 Cardiff 1 vs Rotherham 1 Most bookings - Sheff Weds Earliest goal - Palace League Table 17 SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 146 PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 140 BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 points - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 127 Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 points - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 119 Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 119 Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 points - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 114 China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 98 Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 93 Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 92 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85 Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 points - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 85 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 55 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Matchday 18 - League 1 play off special Wolves 2 vs Brighton 1 Villa 1 vs United 3 West Ham 0 vs Everton 1 Arsenal 3 vs West Brom 1 Oxford 4 vs Burton 0 Portsmouth 0 vs Accrington 1 Charlton 1 vs Hull 0 Most bookings - Brighton Earliest goal - Oxford League Table 18 SOLID 11 points - 14 points - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 158 PINKIE 7 points - 6 points - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 151 BRB 7 points - 11 points - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 -133 Welshie 4 points - 6 points - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 130 Tobes - 4 points - 5 points - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 126 Gesa - 6 points - 12 points - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 125 China Saint - 4 points - 6 points - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 104 Pieguts - 4 points - 9 points - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 104 Chief 9 points - 5 points - 7 points - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 97 Spurlock 4 points - 0 points - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 91 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 63 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Matchday 19 - Cup Final / Guest sweaty fixtures Special Burnley 0 vs Leeds 4 Soton 3 vs Fulham 1 Brighton 1 vs West Ham 1 Chavs 0 vs Lesta 1 Hibs 0 vs Celtic 0 Rangers 4 vs Aberdeen 0 Most bookings - Celtic Earliest goal - The Hun League Table 19 SOLID 11 points - 14 - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 7 - 165 PINKIE 7 points - 6 - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 13 - 164 Gesa - 6 points - 12 - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 14 - 139 BRB 7 points - 11 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 - 4 - 137 Welshie 4 points - 6 - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 7 - 137 Tobes - 4 points - 5 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 11 - 137 Pieguts - 4 points - - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 7 - 111 China Saint - 4 points - - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 4 - 108 Chief 9 points - 5 points - - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 9 - 106 Spurlock 4 points - 0 - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 5 - 96 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 4 - 67 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Matchday 20 - The Chippy tits last hurrah / Play off special Palace 3 vs Villa 2 Spurs 2 vs Wolves 0 West Brom 1 vs Red ****e 2 Everton 0 vs Sheff U 1 Bournemouth 1 vs Brentford 0 Barnsley 0 vs Swansea 1 Most bookings - Sheff U & Palace Earliest goal - Sheff U League Table 20 SOLID 11 points - 14 - 5 - 4 - 7 - 10 - 14 - 8 - 17 - 7 - 4 - 2 - 6 - 6 - 12 - 10 - 9 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 169 PINKIE 7 points - 6 - 12 - 8 - 17 - 4 - 6 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 9 - 9- 7 - 9 - 9 - 9 - 5 - 11 - 13 - 2 - 166 Welshie 4 points - 6 - 7 - 11 - 2 - 6 - 9 - 9 - 11 - 8 - 9 - 4 - 9 - 7 - 9 - 8 - 11 - 7 - 17 - 154 Tobes - 4 points - 5 - 12 - 7 - 4 - 18 - 9 - 5 - 2 - 2 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 12 - 11 - 7 - 7 - 11 - 6 - 143 Gesa - 6 points - 12 - 4 - 13 - 9 - 6 - 6 - 6 - 11 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 14 - 2 - 142 BRB 7 points - 11 - 9 - 2 - 2 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 0 - 12 - 4 - 4 - 15 - 11 - 15 - 6 - 4 - 0 - 137 Pieguts - 4 points - - 7 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 12 - 4 - 10 - 2 - 6- 4 - 4 - 9 - 11 - 7 - 111 China Saint - 4 points - - 13 - 2 - 6 - 4 - 9 - 10 - 4 - 12 - 2 - 7 - 10 - 9 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 111 Chief 9 points - 5 points - - 5 - 7 - 5 - 9 - 6 - 8 - 2 - 12 - 9 - 4 - 4 - 5 - 9 - 2 - 108 Spurlock 4 points - 0 - 4 - 7 - 14 - 9 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 8 - 4 - 6 - 10 - 7 - 10 - 6 - 5 - 2 - 98 Tel 4 points - 6 points - 9 - 6 - 6 - 14 - 5 - 10 - 6 - 4 - 6 - 9 - 11 - 85 RCL 11 points - 9 points - 13 points - 9 - 4 - 7 - 4 - 4 - 11 - 72 Saff - 10 - 9- 12 - 12 - 12 - 8 - 4 - 67 West WR - 9 - 6 - 6 - 21 Matchday 21 - Super Sunday - The Big Finale Special Arsenal vs Brighton Villa vs Chelsea Fulham vs The Toon Leeds vs WBA Lesta vs Spuds Liverpool vs Palace City vs Everton Sheff U vs Burnley West Ham vs Soton Wolves vs Man U
Burnleh vs Gooners 1-0, Burnleh most cards. Sheff U vs Soton 0-0 Sheff U most cards Villa vs Wolves 2-1 Villa score first Brighton v Leicester 0-2 Bristol City v R's 3-1 Bristol score first Gills V Ipswich 0-2 Sunderland v Rochdale 3-0 4 points
Burnley 1-2 Arsenal Sheff U 1-1 Soton Villa 2-1 Wolves Brighton 1-1 Leicester Haven't really got a danny about the others, but I'll have a punt. Bristol City 1-2 QPR Gills 1-3 Ipwich Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale Burnley earliest goal 6mins Also Burnley v Arsenal most cards. 7 points
The prem teams are ****ing hard to predict, every single one has form all over the joint, the only two who dont are soton and sheff who are equally **** right now. Ipswich just got a new manager so I'm expecting a bounce against Gills
Hang on, I've spotted a flaw. Do you mean which team will score earliest overall or in each game ? Coz if it's the former then Welshie is a ****ing cheating b'tard.
Yeah PL is all over the shop. Burnley were pretty good against Lesta, so I reckon they'll score first against us. We've been pretty resilient at clawing our way back recently so I'm going for us to turn that one around. Soton look rudderless, any other team they were playing and I'd have predicted a loss for them, especially away. But it's Sheff Utd ... Reckon Lesta are having a bit of a wobble too, but I think they'll get a point at Brighton. Midlands Derby should be decent. Reckon Villa will edge it.
0-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners 12:30 KO 2-3 Sheff U vs Soton 2-2 Villa vs The Dingles 1-0 Brighton vs Da Yoof 2-1 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s 0-1 Gillingham vs Ipswich (Gills have not scored against Ipswich in the last 6 meetings) 3-0 Sunderland vs Rochdale (Sunderland surging forward at the mo) Earliest goal: Sunderland Most Bookings: Sheff Utd....not a clue on this one tbph 7 points
Burnley 0-2 Arsenal... dyche gifts those ****ers points every season Sheff U 1-0 Soton.... song stealers have forgotten how to score and defend Villa 1-2 Wolves...no greenish no win Brighton 0-1 Leicester ... Brighton couldn't score against us at the moment ffs Bristol City 1-2 QPR... got a soft spot for rangers Gills 1-0 Ipwich... don't wany BRB to ban me Sunderland 2-0 Rochdale ... about time they got promoted 11 points
1-2 Burnleh vs The Gooners 0-2 Sheff U vs Soton 1-0 Villa vs The Dingles 1-3 Brighton vs Da Yoof 2-3 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s 2-0 Gillingham vs Ipswich 4-1 Sunderland vs Rochdale Earliest goal: QPR Most Bookings: Ipswich 11 points
2-0 for the Gills I really hope you are right, but Ipswich are in form and our record against them is really poor. I'll be happy if we pull that sort of score off though.
like i have any idea about Gillingham honestly have very little idea where Gillingham is apart from somewhere in the South .
Just think Chatham Dockyard or the River Medway and you won't be far out Gillingham is a shhithole btw. They killed it about 40 years ago, with poor planning and an increase in social deprivation.
Sheff U vs Soton. 1-1 Villa vs The Dingles 1-1 Brighton vs Da Yoof 0-1 Bristol City vs The Mighty ‘R’s 2-1 Gillingham vs Ipswich 1-3 Sunderland vs Rochdale 1-1 4 points
Too late 4me today but defo worth doing long term, spice it up a bit with some flap predictions and rage points.
I can't belive it mate. The person that scored was a young defender, not only that he has never scored a league goal!