**** jokes thread

I was thinking only today, how long before she meets her end, down some tunnel being supposedly chased by reporters.

 

Innit.

Not like they've got previous there or anything ....

 

Probably why they had to fly out to America. To escape the lizards.

 

The Lizards are everywhere.

Read earlier that the royals cut Harry off financially last year, and that's why him and Hot Meg have signed up to Netflix and the like, so that they can pay for their own security.

Not sure how true that is, and you would have thought that they'd got a tidy wedge stashed away anyway, but. If that's the case, then that's a ****ing callous thing to do to a family member knowing that there will be nutters out there wanting to harm them.

 

Harry always was the rebel of the pack. William was a lovely kid when his mum was alive, sadly being nurtured by his father the stuffiness shows now.

 

I went into my Son's room and caught him having a ****

'Remember son, masturbating too much can make you go blind'

'I'm over here Dad' he replied.

 

My missus is blaming me for ruining her birthday.

That's ridiculous ! I didn't even know it was her birthday.

 

I paid a handy man to do some jobs around the house when I was at work

When I got home, he'd only done no's 1,3 & 5 on the list.

Turns out, he only does odd jobs.