I'd go with Kenneth Willams. Funny poofter. Lezzer - dunno, I mean wimmin just aren't funny to be honest.
Yeah, up his arse. Also Williams for this closet case. Round The Horne, Beyond Our Ken, Julian & Sandy, Rambling Syd Rumpo's cordwangler, Carry On, his diaries etc. Very complex character torn between what society expected of him and his penchant for Moroccan boy's sphincters. Oooh Matron indeed.
Seeing as the male equivalent of the G Spot is up the shi.tter there's little wonder pooves like bottom fun so much. If you don't want to risk going full Elton you could always try a bit of a finger up the botty while you knock one out. If that floats your boat you can shove all sorts of things up there.
First time I heard that I stuck a carrot up my arse once whilst I ****ed off, and it was probably the least enjoyable tug I've ever had. Definitely untrue. Also, I read that most woolly woofters don't even really go for full-on bum banditry these days, and mostly like handjobs and oral. Can any of our resident pooves confirm? Toby?
Richard Wilson. Didn't realise he was a puff till years after the last episode of One Foot in the Grave.