Steve Bruce press conference bingo(WEST HAM)

OK guys I'm running a little Brucey bonus competition this week


All you have to do is predict the number of times Bruce's uses any of the following words or sentences during the west ham pre match presser

1. Unfortunately
2. The one thing I've always said is
3. Nonsense
4. It's an accumulation of points
5. Look
6. Roll up our sleeves
7. Dust ourselves down
8. It's good to see
9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse
10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace

Rules

You have a Maximum 20 picks for the full presser

a point will be given for every one you correctly predict

If you predict the exact number of times Bruce uses the word or sentence you will get 3 points

You will lose a point if he doesn't use the word or phrase you predicted at all.

 

I'll go 1st


1. Unfortunately 4
2. The one thing I've always said is 3
3. Nonsense 1
4. It's an accumulation of points 1
5. Look 5
6. Roll up our sleeves 1
7. Dust ourselves down 1
8. It's good to see 1
9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 2
10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace 1
11. I've seen signs of improvement lately

 

I’ve seen signs of improvement lately

 

It's not on the list but I'll add it for you

 

He is up in a few minutes, I cba, so you win.

 

I knew I'd win

 

IT'S A ROLL OVER

 

You always know what you will get with Burnley.

 

I'm beginning to realise just how far above the bar I was reaching with my mafia game rules.

 

" I'm a fat f*cking cabbage heed who knows f*ck all about football, however I'm the best sleeve roller upperer in the business so cut me some slack "

It's a long shot.

 

1. Unfortunately 3
2. The one thing I've always said is 2
3. Nonsense 2
4. It's an accumulation of points 1
5. Look 2
6. Roll up our (wa) sleeves 1
7. Dust ourselves (waselves) down 1
8. It's good to see 2
9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 1
10. Take zaha out of crystal Palace 1
11. I've seen signs of improvement lately 1
12. Positives 3

 

Ah so we've already had "a bit of a worry" mentioned.

I want some genuine Bruce horseshit, the kinda wannabe Winston Churchill meets Abraham Lincoln crap he sometimes comes out with like:

"I can't fault the lads effort"
"we're in this together"
"the enormity of the task ahead"
"they're giving their all in training"
"they know they've got to play for the shirt"

And other assorted ****.

 

Bet nobody got these:
"I got home last week and my good lady had cooked me Sunday lunch," said Bruce.

"By the time we were getting sat down, Mitrovic had just scored for Fulham.

"By the time I had my apple pie and custard, they got beat 3-1.

 

I thought you were taking the piss.

 

Oh come on, he ****ing didn’t? Does he manage Newcastle or Wallsend?

 

Just watched and I can confirm that he did

 

He usually saves my 2 favourites, 6 and 7, for after the game

I'll go with

1. Unfortunately 4
2. The one thing I've always said is 1
3. Nonsense 2
4. It's an accumulation of points 1
5. Look 5
8. It's good to see 1
9. I'm not making excuses or that's not an excuse 1

And I'm going to customize it a bit, and add 5 "difficult"s

 

Didn't read the thread, unfortunately I didn't realise he'd already done it. I'll have to dust myself down for next week and get in quicker, make no mistake

 

It's a roll over

 

Any arse licking of Burnley/Dyche?