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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Apr 9, 2021.

  1. Lovearsenalcock

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    none of that

    My boys be smellin of Johnson n Johnson’s before I bothered with them
     
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    Mine would too tbh.

    She got loads of sisters and that plus she knows it's not for me at all so I should be good, like if she don't want her sisters there i suppose ill just sftu and take one for the team init cos it's probably quite a scary thing to go through alone tbh<laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Ok, ok, but Spurly i have a very important point here

    if i recall correctly, this relationship didnt last did it?

    you sure this advice is really the winning formula?
     
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    My first one lasted 11 years from the time my boy was born

    2nd one lasted about 2 years from time boy was born
     
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    No offence bro but you preaching to the chior here. I'm not even reading the rest I'm that fukin insulted you'd chat to me like that <laugh> (I did read the rest obvs)

    My issue would be my own guilt of not being there tbh.
     
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    <laugh>

    Mans chattin to me like I got 3 different baby muddahs and I'm single in my 40s or suttin<whistle>
     
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  7. Welshie

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    oh **** 11 years

    i agree with your main point tho, you gotta drum things in when you get started

    @Tobes said it once too iirc, and its always been my Grandads advice, he told me people put on a fake "everything is fine by me" attitude for the first year or two and then it suddenly shocks the woman when you become a grumpy hard ass.

    gotta show them how you are before the seriousness and see if she actually likes you or not
     
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  8. Sucky

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    Lol I like your grandad.

    Clever bloke.


    I never done that in my 1st proper relationship (7 years) and it went toxic

    Ive been with this one near 9 years now and quite honestly we still get on like house on fire, bare jokes and that. The 1st 4 years she saw me up to some ridiculous things and still stuck about lol

    Obviously Its gay af but She's become my best mate tbh
     
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    I dunno bro...I’ve never felt guilty because there's nowt to feel guilty about. 2nd one has often said she was glad I wasn’t there as she didn’t want it. Plus in my culture it ain’t a thing, it’s actually the norm if a female member of the family goes...a woman ting, they get it.

    That makes more sense to me..I think a man shouldn’t have to feel guilty because he didn’t want to see a sight which I find quite ****ing disturbing tbh...but women...they get it.
     
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    Yeh see I'm of the same thinking as you tbh.

    Good lad spurly ill use this wisely :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Yeah it is, it’s statutory rape. The man was 41 and was with a girl who was underage in the state he allegedly had sex with her, so if that happened he’s guilty.

    Ponce Andrew was hanging round with a known nonce, who organised parties at his island for wealthy middle aged men to have sex with young girls. He then continued to remain in contact with him AFTER the man had been convicted and got off with a ludicrous sentence, and visited his home in the US for about a week.

    He obvs likes the nonce and his ‘product’.
     
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    Your Mrs pregnant like?

    You should always be at your kids birth imo, both to support your Mrs and for the experience of seeing your child born. Not an easy gig like, but it’s a special moment you’ll never forget, especially a first born.
     
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    Hmmm see Tobes also puts out something worthwhile to consider.
     
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    Nah, thought she was about 6 months ago but false alarm

    not ready for that **** yet
     
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    I Mean like there's no defending it ffs

    But fosse can't be wrong init<laugh>
     
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    My girlfriends doing all the hard work when it happens

    so whatever she wants she'll get

    no toxic masculinity ****, she's popping out a ****in' kid. she's the boss then firmly <laugh>
     
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    You could just stay up the head end I guess.

    Minimise the risk of seeing something too graphic <laugh>
     
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    Make sure she’s 100% the lid for your box before you crack on with the baby thing mate. The ‘whoops how did that happen’ pregnancy has been done to me 3 ****ing times bro.
     
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    positioning yourself firmly at the "head end"

    like it <laugh>
     
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    Yeah you really don’t want to be seeing that ****. It’s defo the head end and don’t ****ing look. She’ll be busy digging her nails into you and calling you a ****ing arsehole at this point like.
     
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