If the guilty dog is anything like mine, who wanders around as she's doing it, that could be misleading.
What neighbourly activity is banned in Salisbury and surrounding villages that the villagers, in particular, are trying to get reinstated - and why?
This was about a ban on people picking up litter after the Novichok attack on Sergei Skripal and his daughter Yulia.
So that's a comprehensive half an answer.... The villagers want to enter the Best Kept Village competition, and who can blame them? Having lived in two fairly recent Buckinghamshire winning villages I can't blame them however dangerous it is. Pointless around these here parts now, I just want to go all Arnie on hs2 TBH. All yours...
I didn't know about the Best kept Village bit, just thought they were wanting to be tidy. Why are two named cakes heading into battle?
Aldi and M&S Caterpillar cakes? M&S are taking Aldi to court for culinary plagiarism? As on BBC Breakfast whilst nomming on my yoghurt oats and fruit pot...
Doubt that I was out of bed when the saga of Colin and Cuthbert was being discussed if it was breakfast time. You are of course correct.