News Flash! Church Fete this Sunday after service. There will be a Roulette wheel, Dumkin Donuts and Poppas pizzas for all parishioners who have donated $20 and over. Non givers will can entertain themselves with the bubbler tap. Please book your tickets now and bring your credit cards!
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its called blue nun because the nuns insert it whilst its still cold, straight from the fridge.which would make anything turn blue,
Hey Reverend, can we play that game again next Sunday, where we all throw our car keys into a bowl, and the winner gives Mrs Winstanley a rub down with a damp cloth in the vestry.......
not playing that game again, everytime they tell me to use my hankie for the rub down, and it always ends up smelling of fish and prawns
Well, that won’t happen this Sunday, I’ve canceled the seafood buffet. Chaps, we need the church sales to increase, what can we do ?