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Off Topic Happy Fathers Day

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  1. Red top reader

    Red top reader Well-Known Member

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    Me Dad hated Fathers Day. “Waste of money, thought up by those card people and yanks to con you into sending a card!”
    So, I never got him one. It wasn’t very often that I would be home for Fathers Day, but on the one time I was, took him for a pint. It had been about 18 months since the last time I had gone to Greenwood with him. I bought a couple of Stones and took them over saying “Happy Fathers Day!” He looked up from his hand of dominoes and just said “It was your round anyway, I got the last one.”
     
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  4. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    I have to say he was very much in the same frame of mind as me, a load of commercial bollocks IMO.
     
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    Just out of interest what are your feelings about Mother's Day?
     
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  6. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music2 Toblerones, 4 Pair of Socks, 8 Bottles of Beer :emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0167-beer: and Fish & Chips for Tea :emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Mother's Day or Mothering Sunday? One of those is nonsense and we can't talk about the other on here.

    But if we could, that also is nonsense.
     
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  8. Red top reader

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    And the day just gets better and better…
    A round with the lad, few sherbets after with a bite to eat.. Boom!!!!
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  9. Ernie Shackleton

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    To the tune of 'On the first day of Christmas'...


    Try it, it works.



    Well it does if you lose the Proper.
     
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  10. Ron Burguvdy

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    Just for you Ernie <badger>
     
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    I was due to be treat to lunch, but oldest has had to self isolate. She's had Covid, has had two vaccines but still picked up by T and T. She's apparently got me an England shirt, but we'll probably be out by the time I get it.
    Youngest brought round a Coupland's sandwich and a couple of books. We abandoned lunch out as I'm still feeling groggy from Friday's penis reduction op.
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

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    A couplands sarny!! Jammy get
    When do the books have to go back to library ?
     
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    @askewshair did you use your City Pass at the library in a reverse of the 'incident'....
     
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    Cooplands Cheese Savoury. The king of sarnies.
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Couplands cheese straws mmmmm
     
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    Large sausage and mushroom.
     
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    Aye Happy Father’s Day to all those who’ve successfully impregnated a lady.

    And congratulations to those that spawned you all too.

    Dad sadly passed away many years ago, but I’d love to sit and have a chat with him over a scotch or two.
     
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    Pre and post op?
     
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    Think this was a result of his penis reduction.
     
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