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Transfer Rumours Summer window thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Mar 30, 2021.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Probably not, we’ll end up with Tom Heaton, under 15 sensation Barrio Mariba Van-Horsehead and a new tunnel sponsor.

    Massive W for Woodward though.
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Hear that **** bro, we replaced wijnaldum the other day with some 16 year old african sensation we probably will never hear of again <laugh>
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Who was that left back you lot signed that Skylarker was gushing over as signing of the season, some Greek fella, probs plays in goal for Deportivo Manyana or summin now.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Tmiskas

    Weve had approaches from 2 italian clubs roma and atlanta i think to take him on loan but rejected both.

    Dont think he got many games last year due to klopp already having makeshift cbs all season, same for the young Welsh lad Williams too. The cb situation meant klopp probs didnt want to have the whole backline completely new.

    That or hes dogshit<laugh>
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah he’s dogshit bro. <laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Probs <laugh>

    As long as we sell him for more <whistle>
     
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  7. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Togs fun<laugh>

    @PINKIE sows clothes for children in sweatshops.

    Then buys them back on ebay 5yrs later

    Its funny cos its true <laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Area manager for big yellow storage co is probably on wedge, I’ll take that.
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    £100m + take your pick from our bargain bin, is the best offer Levy is getting this summer for Kane.

    I’d snap their hand off, take Ake and run if I was that baldy ****.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Levy would be mad not to take it.

    Spurs are never gonna get more than they will this window. Time to let him go and use the money Wisely.

    Harry fuked himslef signing a long deal tho cos levy is a **** and it won't surprise me if he keeps him there
     
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    Thanks mate.
     
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    I reckon he'll push for a bit more. £120m and he's gone imo.
     
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    All depends on what number levy has in his head i guess and also what hes promised harry privately
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Lol us and spending wisely ain’t been a thing for a while now. The last window we made genuinely good signings was the summer we signed Tripps, Toby and Son. That was like 15/16.
     
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    Probs end up buying the North Macedonian back up goalie for £92m
     
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    these Euros have cost Levy £50m ! Spurs should have sold Kane before everyone sees how ****ed he is - another Kane ****show and substitution and maybe City will withdraw. :)
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Yh but new direction of foot.... Sorry new dorito of footbal... Nope..new director of football.. Thats it.

    Clear club vison and dat remember :bandit:
     
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    Racist **** <whistle>
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    HMP Levy back in business.
     
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